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"HALLOWEEN 666: THE ORIGIN" 
By 

Phil Rosenberg 


6 APRIL, 1994 



FADE IN: 


EXT. DARK ROAD - NIGHT 

Torrential rain hammers this gloomy, RURAL road. No sign of 
life for miles. Until 

A RED '73 CUTLASS 

slices into view. 

INT. CUTLASS - MOVING 

DANA CHILDRESS, 22, blonde, fresh-faced, beautiful, 
negotiates the vehicle through the driving rain... Her 
windshield wipers are ineffective... 

She appears slightly panicked, her eyes darting to the 
rearview every few seconds, as if she fears she's being 
followed.. . 

Dana's GAS GAUGE has settled into the EMPTY zone... 

Fiddling with the RADIO'S AM dial, we hear the eerie chorus 
of "Mr. Sandman," when suddenly a portion of a SPECIAL 
BULLETIN cuts into the music -- 


RADIO (O.S.) 

... an escaped serial killer, 
convicted of the brutal murders of 34 
people, was last seen in the vicinity 
of - - 


But a CRACK of LIGHTNING and a CROAK of THUNDER and the 
broadcast is choked off... 

Dana's eyes glance back into the rearview... 


When, up ahead, like an oasis, there are shining fluorescent 
LIGHTS -- 


A GAS STATION -- ! 

Dana pulls into the ramshackle building, the attendant bell 
clanging her arrival -- v 

No one appears for a few beats. And, as Dana is about to get 
out of the car. 


A MAN 



is by her window. He is creepy - long, rain-soaked hair, 
mottled skin, eyes aglow with the furies of the insane. He 
is clad in a blue jumpsuit, like those worn by both gas 
station attendants AND sanitarium patients! 

MAN 

What'11 it be, sweet thing? 

DANA 

Uh, four dollars worth, please... 

The man pumps the gas, leering at Dana all the while... Dana, 
unnerved, attempts to ignore him, plays with the radio. 

Through a sea of crackling static: 

RADIO (O.S.) 

. . . the lunatic, who is described as 
a white male-- 

The signal vanishes once more. Dana looks up -- 
-- and gives a little start -- 

-- For the man's idiot grin is at her windshield. But he's 
only there to clean it... Windshield washer streaking 
across... The man's smile somehow obscene... 

The man goes to wash the rear windshield... 

But all at once, he's wielding his washer like a baseball bat 
and SWINGING IT into the car's side window -- ! 

Dana screams... 

The man is smashing through the window, pummeling at the 
car... 

Dana is certain she has stumbled upon the escaped maniac -- 
and he's posing as a gas station attendant! 

Dana makes to flee the car, but the man's attack ceases -- 

For a KITCHEN KNIFE has CLEAVED him cleanly across the THROAT 

The man stumbles backwards, blood boiling out of his gashed 
gullet -- v 

He crumples to the wet ground. Dead. 

Only then does Dana turn around to see, in her back seat, 


MICHAEL MYERS, 

who, it would seem, has been riding with her the whole time. 

Myers' Halloween MASK shimmers in the rain, as he rises up, 
dark and furious -- 

And, as the dripping knife begins its malefic descent towards 
the screaming Dana, we 

CUT TO: 

DANA 

jerked from sleep. Out of the nightmare. 

Not in a Cutlass at all, but in 
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT 

She's bathed in sweat, terrified... Her eyes search the 
room. Soft rain patters against her Windows... 

Dana looks at her alarm CLOCK - it is just after midnight... 

Dana grabs an opened notebook and a pen, from her night 
table... Scribbles into the notebook... 

CUT TO: 


INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE - DAY 

Dana is talking with DR. LESLIE WOOLF, 40ish, dark-haired, 
solicitous. Dr. Woolf has Dana's notebook on her lap. 

DR. WOOLF 

... and that's when you wake up? 

Between midnight and one -- ? 

DANA 

Yes. Always -- 

DR. WOOLF 

I see. And the nightmare is just as 
vivid each time -- ? 

% 

DANA 

It seems to be becoming even more so. 


DR. WOOLF 

These dreams you describe - their 
frequency and composition - may very 
well be rooted in deeper childhood 
wishes and fears. This is very 
cotnmon, in fact. Sometimes these 
dreams fulfill these wishes -- 

DANA 

I have never wished to be attacked 
by a vicious serial killer, Dr. 

Woolf. 


DR. WOOLF 

Your obsession with Michael Myers is 
curious... It's always Myers -- ? 

DANA 

Always. 'l mean, if I'm going to have 
to have recurring dreams, why 
couldn't they involve Mei Gibson and 
a desert island? 

\ / 

DR. WOOLF 

Those dreams can be just as traumatic 
upon waking, Dana. Trust me. I 
know. / \ 

She smiles warmly. Dana shrugs... 

/ \ 

DANA 

It's just like... He\won't leave me 
alone -- \ 

CUT TO: 


INT. CHANNEL 6 OFFICES - CHICAGO 

A local NBC affiliate. Dana sits in her office, drinking 
coffee and reading REUTERS. Something has caught her eye. 

We briefly see the words HADDONFIELD and HALLOWEEN in the 
blurb. 

ROBERT CLIFTON, early 40s, handsome and affable, in baggy 
linen suit and funky necktie, t^ps on her open door, slightly 
startling her... 


CLIFTON 

Sorry. Conference time. You ready 
to change the world? 



DANA 

Absolutely. And maybe we could start 
with that tie -- 

She follows him out, taking the Reuters with her -- 
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM 

A staff meeting. Seven or eight PEOPLE around a table with 
the tools of their trade - cigarettes, coffee and 
newspapers - scattered before them... 

NED BRINKMAN, the balding and pudgy producer, presides... 

BRINKMAN 

We've got three Special Assignment 
slots for November. Let's see if we 
can't make 'em good ones... No more 
"Cooking Nonfat Brownies With Uncle 
Pete... " Okay? 

CLIFTON 

Sure. But who's gonna break it to 
Uncle Pete -- ? 

A female reporter - MONICA - speaks up: 

MONICA 

There's a new cancer wing at Memorial 
that might be interesting. Some 
prominent specialists from Boston are 
working there -- 


BRINKMAN 

Forget it. Worrying about cancer 
causes cancer spreads. No more 
friggin' cancer stories -- 

CLIFTON 

Let's combine them: "The Nonfat 
Brownie As Carcinogen..." 

BRINKMAN 
(to Clifton) 

Very funny. What've you got today? 
Move me, Geraldo -- 

CLIFTON 

I thought you'd never ask. There's a 
doctor in Buffalo Grove that says he 
was practicing assisted suicides ten 
years before Kevorkian -- 



BRINKMAN 

And, what, now he wants residual 
fees? 


CLIFTON 

It's a good piece -- 

BRINKMAN 

Acch. Suicide, cancer... I want to 
be entertained -- 

(to Dana) 

Dana? How about you? Save me from 
this morass of mediocrity -- 

They all turn to Dana... Clifton issues her a warm, 
supportive smile. She fumbles with her newspaper -- 

DANA 

Uh, up in Haddonfield, they're 
celebrating Halloween for the first 
time since the last murders in 1989. 

BRINKMAN 

The Myers murders -- 
DANA 

Right. But it's a story about 
recovery, I think. Last month's 
MONEY MAGAZINE listed Haddonfield as 
one of the most liveable town in 
America. But many residents are 
strongly opposed to the ruling to 
reinstate Halloween -- 

CLIFTON 

Murder. Morality. Civic pride. A 
town haunted by its unspeakable past. 

Very gothic. Titillating without 
being tabloid... I like it... 

MONICA 

We know what you like -- 

Dana and Clifton ignore Monica's swipe... They are looking at 
Brinkman for a verdict... 


BRINKMAN 

Yeah. Okay. And you take it Dana. 
DANA 

Me, sir -- ? 



BRINKMAN 

Why not? Baptism by fire. Are you 
up to it -- ? 

DANA 

Y-yes... Of course -- 

CLIFTON 

I could go with her, boss. Make sure 
things run smoothly. Seeing as how 
it's her virgin gig in the field -- 

MONICA 

Nice word choice -- 

BRINKMAN 

Sounds like a plan -- 

Dana is somewhat dazed at this unexpected assignment. 
Clifton winks at her -- 

BRINKMAN (CONT.) 

And you might want to contact a Dr. 

Sam Loomis. He was Michael Myers' 
doctor when all heil broke loose in 
Haddonfield. Spent most of the last 
30 years chasing Myers... 

MONICA 

Really? How'd you like to have that 
guys dreams. Ouch. 


CUT TO: 


A WHITE-ROBED FIGURE 

wearing a whole-head DEER MASK... 

Some kind of CEREMONY... We are in a CELTIC VILLAGE, circa 
1000 BC -- 

INT. VIRTUAL REALITY COMPUTERIZED WORLD 

Multi-colored, 3-D sitnulation via computer graphics. A riot 
of hues and shadows... A startling phantasmagoria -- 

The robed figure is brought to ^n ALTAR, festooned with BODY 
PARTS, MACES, SCEPTERS, ENTRAILS... 

A HIGH PRIEST 


presides... He holds a large, jewel-encrusted DAGGER... 



He raises the dagger... 

A FLASH OF LIGHT 

And we SEE the WHITE ROBED FIGURE enter the ceremony hall 
again.. A virtual REPLAY of what we've just witnessed... 

He's ushered down to the High Priest. And just as the dagger 
is raised... 

Another FLASH. 

And we're back to the scene's BEGINNING... 

VOICE (O.S.) 

Goddamitt -- !! 


CUT TO: 


INT. ATTIC 

The Virtual Reality USER curses again and dismantles his 
apparatus: the TACTILE-SENSOR-EQUIPPED GLOVES and 
HEAD-MOUNTED display... 

A high-tech COMPUTER SYSTEM is hooked up to the Virtual 
Reality apparatus... 

HACKER 

Come on! Let me through... Let me 
through -- ! 

NEW ANGLE - FILTHY BOOTS 

climb the dark STAIRWAY leading up to the attic... 

THE HACKER 

continues to ride the joystick... Work the toggle... 

THE FILTHY BOOTS 

approach the STEEL attic door... They open it... 

SCREAMS -- ! 

v 

The hacker howls in terror, ripping off his head-mount -- 

TOMMY DOYLE, 29, 

tall, lean, wild-haired. 


He turns to face the intruders -- 

TWO TEENAGERS, 17: MICKEY and BAD NEWS... 

MICKEY 

Hey, Trembling Tommy -- ! We scare 
you -- ? 


BAD NEWS 

Of course we scare him... He's always 
scared. That's why he's Trembling 
Tommy -- 


MICKEY 

We're having a party tonight, Tom... 
Lots of chicks... We'd appreciate it 
if you'd just stay the heil up 
here... No start ranting and 
raving.. . 


BAD NEWS 

Like the 4th of July party... I'm 
this close to taking Kim Kreshkin 
into my room... Trembling Tommy 
starts going off about Michael Myers 
and the Gods of Harvest and then, 
bang!, Kimmy's too spooked to give up 
any play at all -- 

The two kids hoot and howl disappear back down the stairs... 
Tommy watches them go... He drops his head-mount, frustrated. 
WIDER 

we take in most of the ATTIC APARTMENT... And it's a Virtual 
SHRINE to Michael Myers lore and legend: 

The walls are papered with clippings, photos, laminates 
relating to Myers, Haddonfield and Halloween... 

Piles of books, papers, computer diskettes. Religious 
artifacts, talismans, totems... A true pack-rat's lair... 

ANGLE - LAMINATE - from the HADDONFIELD LANDMARK, dated 
November 1, 1963 - the headline screaming TODDLER KILLS 
SISTER IN REAL-LIFE HALLOWEEN HORROR... 

Tommy yanks the DISC out of his COMPUTER DRIVE - it's 
entitled SAMHAIN: IN SEARCH OF... 


A NOISE FROM OUTSIDE 


Tommy goes to the slatted window... Looks down: 

FROM TOMMY'S P.O.V. 

Mickey and Bad News are getting into a red PICK-UP TRUCK... 
Bad News looks up at the attic... 

BAD NEWS 

Halloween's coming, Tommy! Wooo-ooo! 

Bad News bellows horror-movie theme music... 

Tommy turns back to his room. 

Tommy glances at an old, yellowed PHOTOGRAPH of A YOUNG BOY 
and LAURIE STRODE (Jamie Lee Curtis' character from the first 
film). They are carving a pumpkin... 

Tommy stares at the photo. Somewhat wistful... 

And, in AMPLIFIED PRE-LAP, we hear: 

TOMMY 

(through megaphone) 

... Annie Bracket... Robert 
Thornton... Linda Yannick... 


CUT TO: 


EXT. HADDONFIELD - CENTER OF TOWN - PARK - DAY 

A light drizzle makes the day brood... 

Tommy Doyle is in the park, MEGAPHONE to his mouth... 

TOMMY (CONT.) 

(megaphoned) 

... Jamie Lloyd... Emily Meeker... 

Brady Johnson... 

A small CROWD has gathered, as Tommy continues to exhort the 
names.... 



TOMMY (CONT.) 

(megaphoned) 

... Allison Platt... Edward Younis... 

Stewart Fry... The victims! They cry 
out to you... From their graves... 

From a place of darkness... Do not 
allow Halloween to return to 
Haddonfield... It is an affront to 
their memories... They cry out to 
you... Stop the madness... Stop the 
horror... 

A SHERIFF'S CAR pulls up... FLASHES its lights... Gives a 
BURP of SIREN... 

SHERIFF NORV LITMAN 

early 40s, cocksure... steps out of his vehicle... 

He walks through the uneasy crowd... 

Up to Tommy... 

Litman snatches the megaphone out of Tommy's hands... 

NORV LITMAN 

That's enough, Tommy -- 

TOMMY 

It's not enough... It won't be enough 
until you cancel Halloween... 

NORV LITMAN 

This is the fourth time this week, 

Tommy... I don't want to have to lock 
you up until November lst... 

TOMMY 

Lock us all up... Lock the town up... 

NORV LITMAN 

The neighborhood weirdo shit is 
getting old, Tommy... Give it a rest, 
huh? 

And with that Litman walks back to his cruiser... Tommy's 
megaphone in hand... v 

The crowd disperses... 

Tommy shouts after Norv/the crowd... 



TOMMY 

You see -- ! You won't be able to 
hide! Not when he returns -- ! Not 
when he comes home -- ! 

But no one gives a shit... Show's over... 


CUT TO: 


INT. DANA'S OFFICE - CHANNEL 6 - NIGHT 

Dana is on the phone, listening... Spread out on the desk 
before her is a phone book, along with old newspapers, and 
books and articles pertaining to the Myers murders... 

One of the hardcover books is the Time-Life edition on serial 
killers... Ted Bundy sneers from the cover... 

DANA 

(into phone) 

... Uh-huh... So no one has heard 
from him in three years... Yes... 

You're certain he retired? Okay. 

Thanks very much for your time... 

She hangs up, disappointed... She starts thumbing mindlessly 
through the Time-Life book... 

We/she come across the grainy visages of Bundy, Dahmer, Ed 
Gein, Henry Lee Lucas, Gacy... 

And then Michael Myers... 

The first page features a grinning 6-year-old boy... 

Dana turns the page -- 

-- to a SHOT of Michael with his signature MASK on. . . 

Dana stares down at it. 

The man of her dreams... 

She shivers... 

A shadow falls across her desk. ^ Startles her. 

But it's only Ed Brinkman... Raincoat and briefcase... 


BRINKMAN 

Walk you to your car - - ? 



DANA 

Sure -- 

EXT. CHANNEL 6 - PARKING LOT 
Brinkman and Dana walk out... 

DANA 

I tried to reach Dr. Loomis in 
Smith's Grove. They said he 
retired... 


BRINKMAN 

Can't blame him for that. The 
question is why he waited so long. 
Loomis was Jack Ruby to Myers' Lee 
Harvey Oswald. The two will be 
linked for eternity. He certainly 
deserves a peaceful retirement... 

DANA 

There's nothing much on Michael 
Myers' parents. I was surprised... 

BRINKMAN 

Don't be. His folks skirted the 
press for years... Can't blame them 
either. After the shitstorm they 
went through. Nope. You're chasing 
ghosts on this one, Dana. It's 
frustrating... But that's half the 
fun -- 

He climbs into his car. Rolls down the window 

BRINKMAN 

You'11 be fine... See the promos -- 

DANA 

They're nice -- 

BRINKMAN 

We're gonna run 'em like mad... Get 
you a big share for your coming-out 
party. Good night, kid -- 

DANA v 

Good night. And Mr. Brinkman - - ? 

BRINKMAN 

Yeah -- ? 



Thanks 


DANA 


He winks. And drives off... 

Dana is alone in the silent parking lot. 

A pair of scabby TOMCATS forage in the garbage cans nearby... 

The CARBON ARC parking lot NIGHT-LIGHTS CRACKLE TO LIFE... 
Illuminating the lot... 

... tossing a SHADOW on the wall by Dana... 

The shadow of a tall FIGURE -- 

Dana jerks around. Terrified. And then sees that is is 
merely the shadow of a TRANSPONDER and ANTENNAE, which give 
the illusion of being man-like... 

DANA 

Get a grip girl -- 

It starts to rain. Dana gathers closed the collar of her 
coat... She gets into her car. A late-model Honda... 

She glances in the backseat in what, we assume, has become a 
common practice... 


DANA (CONT.) 
Get a fuckin' grip -- 


CUT TO: 


EXT. A CORNER TAVERN - NIGHT 

Raucous MUSIC. High partying. A banner says: "The Night 
Before Halloween Halloween Party!" 

And, indeed, through the glassfront window, we can see scores 
of costumed REVELERS, hoisting beers and dancing... 

Out the front door, 

FOUR FRAT GUYS 

V 

raw-boned and beer-drunk, walk out of the joint. They are 
dressed like DROOGS - the nihilistic Street gang from Stanley 
Kubrick's A CLOCKWORK ORANGE - bowler hats, canes, 
suspenders, jack boots, jock-straps worn on the outside... 


DROOG #1 

Where to now -- ? 

DROOG #2 

How 'bout a little in-out, in-out? 

They giggle and stagger on down the Street... 

EXT. CITY STREETS - NIGHT 

A swirling FOG blankets this filthy Street in a bad section 
of town... Boarded up stores, graffiti-scrawled storefronts. 

HOMELESS PEOPLE shuffle about listlessly, shivering, foisting 
out their change cups... 

Our four drunk Droogs pass by 

AN ALLEYWAY 

A dumpster. RATS scurrying about. One of the Droogs 
notices something down the alley's murky length... 

DROOG #2 

Hold on, mates -- 

He walks into the alley... His friends follow -- 

They come to a SLEEPING FORM... A homeless MAN (though we 
don't see his face) sleeping on his bed of rubbish. 

Newspaper blanket, etc. 


DROOG #2 

Well, look what we have here? 

DROOG #1 

Anyone up for a bit of the old 
ultra-violence? 


DROOG #3 

Cool -- 

Droog #2 pokes a jack booted toe at the slumbering derelict. 
The derelict stirs. But sleeps on... 

DROOG #1 

What was the song they sung? 

DROOG #2 

I dunno. Something from WEST SIDE 
STORY? 



DROOG #3 

Noooo. It was "Singin' In the Rain!" 

DROOG #1 

Yes -- ! 

DROOG #2 

Good call -- 


DROOG #1 
(sings) 

"I'm singin' in the rain -- 

And he Iets loose with a furious KICK... Right into the bum's 
mid-section... 

The bum Iets out a groan... 

DROOG #1 (CONT.) 

-- just singin' in the rain -- 

WHUMP! Another kick. This time to the head... 

Droog #2 joins in... 

DROOG #2 

What a glorious feeling -- 
BRUNKKK! A Cane to the head... 

They are going to town on the bum... 

Droog #4 doesn't like it... 

DROOG #4 

Come on, guys... That's enough -- 
But they ignore him... 

DROOG #1 
... I'm ha-apppy agai-- 

Droog #l's cane swing down for a skull shot... 

But its downward are is STOPPED... 

By a GLOVED HAND... v 

Catching it in mid-air. The derelict's hand... 

And the derelict RISES... Dark and shambling... 



And we go into the familiar SUBJECTIVE P.O.V. 

The derelict's P.O.V. 

As the strange man snatches the cane from Droog #l's grasp.. 

And, wielding it like a spear, he DRIVES IT THROUGH Droog 
#l's throat. Pinning Droog #1 to the alley wall. Piked. 

The derelict turns to Droog #2... Grabs him in a head-lock. 
With a single, brutal twitch, he SNAPS the punk's neck... 

Droog #3 is horrified... Enraged... 

DROOG #3 

You killed them! You fuckin' killed 
them -- ! 

The derelict turns to him... And Droog #3 sees his face... 

And it must be pretty horrible, because Droog #3 completely 
loses his shit... 

Droog #4 is backing out of the alley -- 

DROOG #4 

Let's get outta here, Peter -- ! 

But Droog #3 is frozen in fear... 

A RAT 

skitters by on the DUMPSTER... 

The derelict plucks the greasy rodent from its perch... 

DROOG #4 

PETER -- ! 

The derelict holds the rat before Droog #3's face... 

Droog #3 jaw drops. Mouth opened. 

Perfect. 

Because the derelict JAMS THE RAT into Droog #3's MOUTH... 
Forcing it into his throat, masfcing it into his face... 
Crushing both the vermin and the victim... 

Now the derelict turns to Droog #4... 



But Droog #4 is tearing out of the alleyway. Urine stain 
spreading over his Droogie white pants and jock... 

And now we HEAR the LABORED BREATHING... 

And we realize just who the derelict is... 

Our old friend. 

Michael Myers. 


CUT TO: 


INT. APARTMENT HOUSE - CORRIDOR - NIGHT 

Dana walks down the shadowy hallway. She carries groceries. 
She Iets herself into an apartment with a key... 

INT. APARTMENT 

A TV is on. The room bathed in blue and white. The 
abundance of chintz tells us these are not Dana's digs. 

Trinkets and bric-a-brac everywhere. Plasticine covers on 
the furniture. This is an old lady's pad -- 

Dana goes into the tiny kitchen. Begins to unpack the 
bundles. She shouts into the TV room... 

DANA 

It's me... I brought you some stuff. 

I brought you some cranberry juice. 

Some bread. Rice. And, since you've 
been a good girl, some white 
chocolate... 

She brings it into the living room. To where her 84-year-old 
GRANDMOTHER - white-haired, cardigan sweater slung over bony 
shoulders - sits in an overstuffed easy-chair and watches 
"Wheel of Fortune." 

We should also notice Grammy's MOLE - a dark brown knob, 
perhaps the size of a nickel - on the side of her nose... 

Dana kisses the old lady on one dry cheek... 

DANA (CONT.) 

Want a piece? 

GRAMMY 


No thank-you... 



Dana sits by her grandmother. Takes her hand. Grammy 
gestures to the TV, to Pat on "The Wheel." 

GRAMMY (CONT.) 

Mr. Pat Sajak. I teil you. He 
really does it for me -- 

DANA 

Grammy -- ! 

GRAMMY 

I'd like to buy him a vowel -- 
DANA 

Are you purposely trying to be 
scandalous -- ? 


GRAMMY 

Oh, poo. You yourself could do with 
some scandalous behavior. You should 
do a lot less working and a lot more 
flirting and maybe you wouldn't have 
to spend all your nights sitting with 
an old lady... 


DANA 

I like sitting with you -- 
GRAMMY 

What about the fellow at the station? 

Roger? 

DANA 

Robert. 

GRAMMY 

What about him? 

DANA 

I think he's too old -- 
GRAMMY 

Don't think of it as old. Think of 
it as well-versed. Seasoned -- 

DANA 

Yeah, well. We're ju§t friends. 

Dana notices something on the doo-dad-crowded bureau - 

Dana walks over and picks it up... it's a FIGURINE - a 
masked SOLDIER wielding a spear... 


What's this? 


DANA 


GRAMMY 

Nothing. Just another bauble. A 
gift from one of my gentleman callers 

But Grammy seems a bit jazzed at Dana handling the thing... 

GRAMMY 

Put it down now and come over here -- 

Dana goes back to Grammy. She sighs and opens the bar of 
white chocolate. Nibbles a piece. Grammy shouts at the 
puzzle on The Wheel: "MD ON A NU " -- 

GRAMMY 

Madison Avenue, you dodo -- ! 

ANGLE - The Figurine. Standing guard. 

INT. GRAMMY'S APARTMENT - ELEVATOR 

Dana waits for the old-fashioned cage-and-cable elevator... 

When it stops at her floor, she slides open the door and 
steps in -- 

-- only to bump into Michael Myers -- ! 

His mask mocking her fear... 

She shrieks... 

But then we see that it is only a gaunt OLD MAN in a shabby 
suit... 


OLD MAN 

Did I spook you, love -- ? 


CUT TO: 


INT. HOMELESS SHELTER 

A place right out of Dickens. 600 beds. All filled. The 
air is alive with a cacophony o£ retching and moaning sounds 

MEN spew gibberish and rock with DTs. Water, trickling into 
a drain, is stained with blood. One GUY passes out and fall 
forward, his head hitting the floor like a melon. He is 
ignored. 


An old console TV, its vertical hold broken, broadcasts some 
mindless sitcom to an audience of filthy, sleeping men... 

The familiar LABORED BREATHING announces an arrival... 

NEW ANGLE 

Michael Myers has entered the shelter. Homeless MEN nod to 
him and look away... He is a regular here... 

Something on the TV catches his attention... 

Myers goes to it, SHOVING a young RAGMAN out of the way... 

ANGLE - TV. It is a Channel 6 promo... For the "Halloween in 
Haddonfield" spots... 


ANNOUNCER (O.S.) 

... Halloween returns to Haddonfield, 
a town whose gaping wounds have 
finally healed. The question locals 
are asking is, what else will 
return with Halloween? All next 
week, join Channel 6's Dana 
Childress, for a 6-Team Special 
Assignment Report from Haddonfield... 

ON SCREEN: Dana. Ann Taylor outfit. Looking smart and 
assured. 


ANNOUNCER (O.S.) 

... a town where "Fear Has A 
Homecoming... " 

Michael's breathing increases... 

The Ragman is back in his face... 

RAGMAN 

Whyn't you have some manners, 
pal -- ? 

The Ragman shoves Michael. Michael takes the Ragman's hand 
and snaps his wrist like a week-old baguette... 

Michael storms out of the shelter. 

Leaving the Ragman to writhe on the floor... 


CUT TO: 



INT. HOSPITAL - NIGHT 


Tommy Doyle is at the front desk, a BOX of chocolates in 
hand... The NURSE ON-DUTY sits before him... 

TOMMY 

Could you please teil me what floor 
Dr. Sam Loomis' office is on -- ? 

The nurse gives him a funny look -- 

NURSE 

"Office?" I never heard it called 
that before -- 

TOMMY 

I'd like to see him, please -- 
NURSE 

Then why don't you check with his 
"secretary?" 

She cracks herself up. Tommy is confused... 

TOMMY 

I need to see the doctor -- 
NURSE 

Don't we all -- ? 

TOMMY 

Teil me: is "smug" a job requirement 
around here? 

The nurse looks at him. Cold. Scans a list. 

NURSE 

He's on the third floor of the Cox 
Wing. Room 345. 

TOMMY 

Thank-you... 

Tommy heads for the elevators... 

NURSE 

(to herselfi, 

Smug on that, sucker -- 

INT. ELEVATOR - COX WING - THIRD FLOOR 

It dings open. Tommy steps out -- 


The corridors are dimly-lit... The banks of fluorescents wink 
on and off, casting Rorschach shadows on the walls... 

The first thing we see is a bald, leering PATIËNT, 
body-surfing on a hospital gurney, directly at Tommy/Us. His 
tongue lags down onto his chin... 

Tommy passes ROOMS, doors open - various PATIENTS of all 
shapes and sizes, cavort about, dressed in stained hospital 
whites... 

Lazy-eyed, grinning, acne-ridden, moaning... 

The third floor is the MENTAL WARD. The badly-run mental 
ward. It is a hotbed of lunacy. SCREAMS ring out... 

But, somehow worse than the screams is the GIGGLING. High, 
sweet, madman giggling... 

Tommy comes up to 

ROOM 345 

and steps in. And there sits 
DR. SAM LOOMIS, 71. 

Withered and pale, he channel-surfs with his REMOTE CONTROL. 
Loomis wears the hospital shirt/pants UNIFORM of a patiënt -- 

Tommy knocks softly on his open door... 

TOMMY 

Dr. Loomis? 

Loomis nods. Tommy enters, a little afraid -- 

TOMMY (CONT.) 

I'm sorry to bother you, sir. I know 
it's late... 


LOOMIS 

Who are you? 

TOMMY 

I, uh, my name is Tommy Doyle, sir. 
From Haddonfield -- 


This perks Loomis up a bit... Worry in his eyes... 



LOOMIS 

I've suffered two heart attacks, 
young man. You don't want to assist 
on a hat trick, do you? Haddonfield? 

From behind Tommy, in the hallway, an old sickly MAN shuffles 
along the corridor, an IV tree his only companion... The man 
chatters to an invisible enemy... 

OLD MAN 

Take that, MacGraw... ! Take that, 
you foolish fiend... Take that! 

TOMMY 

What are you doing in here? 

LOOMIS 

Odd isn't it? I spent nearly all of 
my life caring for the insane, only 
to join their ranks in the end... 

TOMMY 

What happened? 

LOOMIS 

Too many damned demons. This -- 
(taps his head) 

-- become the site of too many damn 
coffee klatches for too many damn 
demons... 

(beat) 

Haddonfield, huh? 

TOMMY 

I - I was the little boy Laurie 
Strode saved 16 years ago tomorrow... 

Saved from Michael Myers... 

At even the sound of his name, Loomis appears visibly 
discomfited... 


LOOMIS 

The little Doyle boy. You've grown. 
How ever did you find me? 

TOMMY 

Sheriff Meeker, sir -\ 


LOOMIS 

Of course. Ben has his own damn 
demons, doesn't he? Poor bastard's 
starting to sound an awful lot like 
I used to -- 


TOMMY 

Well, they're bringing Halloween back 
to town tomorrow night. I don't know 
if you've heard. They voted on it a 
couple of weeks ago.. 

A growling SNORE from Loomis' roommate interrupts us for a 
second... 

TOMMY (CONT.) 

I'm scared, Dr. Loomis. I mean, they 
never found the Lloyd girl... Or 
Michael's body. Five cops were 
blasted to pieces... What if it 
happens again? 

LOOMIS 

Time hasn't healed all your wounds, 
has it, Tommy? But the little Lloyd 
girl was the last one. The last 
living blood relative. Unless 
there's another sealed file out there 
somewhere - and God knows, the Myers 
family has more sealed files than the 
damned Warren Commission. Let that 
be a lesson to all those new family 
value types. Don't ever hide the 
truth from your children... 

A banshee SCREECH from down the hall... Followed by an 
insistent CACKLING... 


LOOMIS (CONT.) 

A fellow could go insane in this 
joint 


TOMMY 

I guess I'm still afraid of the 
Boogeyman. All these years later. 

LOOMIS,. 

Michael's not one of us, Tommy. 
Never was, never will be. I put a 
half-dozen bullets into him point 
blank... Yet still he rosé... 


TOMMY 

I've been researching the Festival of 
Samhain, sir. The Feast of Life In 
Death. The Celtic New Year. Death 
of Summer. What became Halloween... 

I think it's somehow linked... 

LOOMIS 

The death of summer, indeed. Michael 
knows about Samhain... I've always 
believed that. But to what end? 

TOMMY 

Cursed bloodlines, that sort of thing 

LOOMIS 

It's mere mythology,- I've gone that 
route a hundred times over. Michael 
kills on Halloween, thus the Samhain 
ceremony of All Hallowed Eve is to be 
blamed? If Michael carried out his 
insane depredations on Thanksgiving, 
who would we take to task then? The 
Pilgrims? 

Loomis goes to an old shoebox... Takes something from it. 

It is a FIGURINE. Like that in Dana's grandmother's flat 
The bronze soldier with the spear... 

LOOMIS (CONT.) 

Perhaps you should take this -- 
TOMMY 

What is it -- ? 

LOOMIS 

A talisman. A gris-gris. A charm. 

I don't know actually. I just know 
that I'm much more comfortable when 
I'm in it's presence... And I think 
you may be as well... 

TOMMY 

You could come with me. To town. 

Just for tomorrow -- 


LOOMIS 

I'm tired, son. Devoting my life to 
the darkness has placed a shroud on 
my soul. A shadow. You're on your 
way there as well. You're a young 
man. Go out and buy some blue jeans. 
Meet a girl. Dance on the beach. 

Put all this behind you -- 


Beat. 

TOMMY 

I can't do that, sir. 

Beat. Loomis nods. 

LOOMIS 

I know you can't, son. 

Beat. They stare at each other through the gloom -- 

LOOMIS (CONT.) 

I'd like to help you. Really, I 
would. But the cudgel is just too 
damned heavy for this old man. It 
needs younger bones to heft it -- 

He offers Tommy a regretful smile... 

Tommy looks afraid. Very afraid. 

And from down the hall, the madmen SHRIEK... 

CUT TO: 


EXT. NEWS 6 VAN - MOVING - HIGHWAY - DAY 

The van's driver, ANDY, pudgy and bespectacled, keeps her at 
a nice legal 55... 

INT. REAR OF THE VAN 

The front of the van is separated from the rear by a WALL of 
ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT... 

In the rear with the gear, are Dana, Robert Clifton, TONY, 
the gonzo sound guy, and BLAKE, t the wise-ass cameraman... 

Dana is poring over a MAP of Haddonfield and scribbling notes 
onto a clipboard... She is dressed in a smart sweater and 
skirt... 



Nervous 


CLIFTON 


-- ? 


DANA 

A little, yeah -- 

CLIFTON 

You teil your Grandmother about the 
assignment? 

DANA 

I didn't want to worry her... 

Tony is perusing Dana's literature on Michael -- 

TONY 

If anyone was an argument for the 
death penalty, you got to figure it 
was this guy -- 


BLAKE 

I'd still like to see Arsenio Hall go 
first... 

He pops a TAPE into a VIDEO PLAYER -- 

BLAKE (CONT.) 

Check this shit out -- 

He pops a TAPE into a VIDEO PLAYER... 

ANGLE - THE MONITOR - On it we see a reconstitutded 
two-dimensional IMAGE of a BRAIN cross-section... 

TONY 

What is that -- ? 

BLAKE 

A CAT-scan. That's a brain... But 
not just any brain... 

CLIFTON 

Who's brain -- ? 

Dana snatches the notes from Blake... 

DANA v 

It's Michael Myers' brain... Blake, 
stop fooling around -- 



BLAKE 

Oh, I'm sorry. I don't mean to make 
fun of the whacko -- 

Tony studies the images on the monitor... 

TONY 

What am I seeing -- ? 

Color is added to the image... Highlighting tissue density... 

DANA 

Not much. The CAT-scans never 
revealed anything - no brain damage 
or hormonal imbalances. No genetic 
irregularities at all. 

The CAT-scan builds sections, until the brain appears almost 
three-dimensional... 


BLAKE 

Yet he kills at least 44 people along 
the way. A world record. No genetic 
imbalances... Just a garden variety 
nutcase 

ANGLE - The CAT-scan... Michael's BRAIN... Innocuous-looking 
enough.. 

CUT TO: 


EXT. CHANNEL 6 VAN - MOVING 

The van takes it right on into Haddonfield proper -- 

Passing a SIGN that reads: WELCOME TO HADDONFIELD. HOME OF 
THE HUSKERS. 'Though someone has scribbled over HUSKERS in 
red paint and scrawled the words MICHAEL MYERS... 

A MAN is scrubbing off the graffiti with a large sponge. 

The van pulls into HARDY'S, a small Mom & Pop store with a 
dirt parking lot... 

Dana and the crew enter 

INT. HARDY'S 

Typical sundry shop... An impressive array of beef jerky in 
plastic decanters... A sign says: "MOM'S BURIED BUT WE'VE 
GOT POP ON ICE" before a tub of sodas... 



HARDY LOMAX, 64, the balding proprietor - all ear and nostril 
whiskers, is servicing a few last minute Halloween SHOPPERS. 

Behind the counter, another SIGN says: SHOP 'N CHOP - 
OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN PROPERTIES... 

CLIFTON 

This kook looks like he could give us 
sotne killer sound bites, Dana. 

Comeon, Blake -- 

Clifton exits, taking Blake with him. Dana trains her eyes 
on the rubber (MICHAEL MYERS) MASKS displayed behind the 
counter... 

There's various Halloween MEMORABILIA: plastic butcher 
knives, maps, videotapes, books, FANGORIA magazines and 
blood-spattered t-shirts bearing the legend "I SPENT 
HALLOWEEN IN HADDONFIELD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY 
T-SHIRT. AND THIS SLASHED CAROTID!!" 

Also, we should note the three EVIL MASKS featured in 
HALLOWEEN 3 - the PUMPKIN, WITCH, and SKULL... 

Clifton returns with a microphone and Blake has his camera. 

DANA 

Excuse me, sir. I'm Dana Childress 
from Channel 6, Chicago -- 

Lomax shakes her hand. Nodding to the camera -- 

HARDY LOMAX 

Hardy Lomax... Owner/operator - 
Lomax' Route 15... 

Hardy, excited at the sudden attention, folds down the few 
remaining wisps of his hair. 

DANA 

We're in town today for a feature on 
Haddonfield and its controversial 
decision to celebrate Halloween after 
the 5-year respite. Sir, can you 
teil us what you are selling behind 
the counter there? 

Lomax chuckles and moves back to where all hxs Halloween 
merchandise is.. . 



HARDY LOMAX 

You want it, I got it. Take a good 
look-see. It's all here, 'cept for 
the body parts -- 

Sniggering, he pulls down a Myers mask and foists it directly 
towards the camera... 


HARDY LOMAX (CONT.) 
These babies here, they're selling 
like the devil. Some of the uptights 
in town are all sore about it, but 
what the heil? Never been a lousy 
rubber mask that got anybody into 
trouble, has there 

DANA 

Are you a resident of Haddonfield, 
sir? 


HARDY LOMAX 

32 years now. I've seen it all and 
done most of it... We got these 
too -- 

He takes out a package of SERIAL KILLER CARDS - The Michael 
Myers one is a cheesy rendering of Michael carving up a human 
head like a pumpkin... 


HARDY LOMAX (CONT.) 

A mint Myers is worth just as much 
as an '87 Bundy or a '92 Jeffrey 
Dahmer... Who needs Mickey Mantle's 
Rookie Card, anyway -- ? 

Lomax chortles into his fist, which soon turns into an ugly 
COUGH. So Hardy fires up a filterless Lucky... 

DANA 

Very interesting, sir -- 

Lomax picks up a PLASTIC KNIFE... 

HARDY LOMAX (CONT.) 

We got these here fake knives, too... 

So's you can stab your buddies 
without hurtin' 'em -- 

He demonstrates on a CANTALOUPE... Only the knife is QUITE 
REAL... An it slices cleanly through the fruit... 


Lomax is shocked - 



HARDY LOMAX (CONT.) 

That's weird -- 


BLAKE 

Maybe it needs new batteries -- 
Dana gives Blake a "shut your hole" look -- 

Lomax sticks the knife under the counter, out of harm's way. 

DANA 

How do you feel about the town 
bringing back a holiday that's 
associated with so many deadly 
memories? Memories of Michael Myers? 

Lomax snickers... 


HARDY LOMAX 

I'm too old to be believing in 
ghosts, honey. No offense or 
nothin'. But when you get to be my 
age, there's only two things that 
scare you: the morning movement and 
misplacing the TV GUIDE. 

He opens the cash register... Takes out several bills - a 
twenty, a five, a ten... 


HARDY LOMAX 

Nope. The only ghosts I believe in, 
doll, are the ghosts of Andrew 
Jackson, Abe Lincoln, Alexander 
Hamilton... 

He chuckles and waves the paper money at them... 
Dana finds the old coot a bit unsettling... 

DANA 

Thank-you for your time, Mr. Lomax. 

HARDY LOMAX 

Okee-doke. And Happy Halloween -- 
EXT. HARDY'S 

The crew pile back into the van'! . . 



CLIFTON 

There's your first Haddonfield 
resident who's truly "recovered," 
wouldn't you say? 


CUT TO: 

INT. DEPARTMENT STORE - HADDONFIELD CENTER - DAY 

Throngs of giddy YOUNGSTERS and their PARENTS form long lines 
at the registers, toting costumes and candy... 

EXT. DEPARTMENT STORE 

Across the Street, Sheriff Litman stands by his cruiser with 
our old friend BEN MEEKER, 59, former Sheriff of Haddonfield. 

They watch as hordes of kids and their folks exit the big 
store and trundle out to waiting Volvos, Saabs, Beemers... 

BEN MEEKER 

It scares me just watching 'em, Norv. 

Most of 'em don't know Michael Myers 
from Michael Jordan -- 

NORV LITMAN 

But their parents know they've both 
retired, Ben. You should've gotten 
your worried ass on the Board of 
Selectmen. A vote's a vote. 

BEN MEEKER 

How many members of that board lost 
children to Michael Myers? Answer me 
that. 


NORV LITMAN 

True. But most who did left town 
long ago. You didn't. I know how 
you must feel, Ben, but it's a dead 
issue... 

Meeker glances at him. Unfortunate choice of words... They 
watch the kids, giddy with trick-or-treat anticipation... 

NORV LITMAN (CONT.) 

Look at 'em... They'r^ bustin' out. 

That's what this is about, Ben. It's 
about kids... It's for the kids... 



BEN MEEKER 

Teil that to the little Lloyd girl. 

She's still doing the milk carton 
circuit and we're shoving Halloween 
down everyone's throat... 

We see the Channel 6 News VAN pass them... 

Litman gets into his cruiser... 

NORV LITMAN 

It's all in the past now, Ben -- 

BEN MEEKER 

Says you 

Litman shakes his head and drives off... Meeker walks toward 
Town Hall... 


EXT. TOWN HALL - DAY 

A small gathering of PROTESTERS - most of them middle-aged - 
mill about in front of Town Hall, carrying signs and placards 
decrying the reinstatement of Halloween... 

The signs: "LET US PRAY FOR THE VICTIMS" "DON'T LIFT THIS 
BAN, T00!" "DEATH LIVES IN HADDONFIELD" "HADDONFIELD'S 
FAVORITE SON - A KILLER?" "EXECUTE JUSTICE NOT PEOPLE" 

Dana and the crew set up a shot in the foreground of the 
protest.... 

NEW ANGLE - From a SUBJECTIVE P.O.V. someone is watching 
Dana.. . 

The observer moves closer... Closer... 

DANA 

In Haddonfield, 31 years ago tonight, 

Michael Myers scarred the face of 
Halloween forever. But three decades 
after the trick-or-treating turned 
afoul, and five years after Myers' 
last murderous visit, this affluent 
town of 21,000 is reborn again. And 
tonight, after a five year Halloween 
hiatus, the trick-or-treating will 
begin anew, courtesy of a Town 
Council ruling. But, as you can see 
behind me, not everyone thinks this 
is a very good idea -- 



QUICK SHOTS OF INTERVIEWS: 


HEAVYSET WOMAN 

My son Brady was killed 5 years ago 
tonight. Out of respect for him and 
the others, the ban should remain in 
effect. 


CUT TO: 


WOMAN WITH CHILD 
Our house will be off-limits for 
trick-or-treaters. Some of us have 
decided to burn candles in the 
Windows in memorial... Five years 
isn't five hundred years... 


CUT TO: 


MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE 
It's these new folks come to town, 
with their BMWs and their car phones 
and their suspenders. They don't 
know what they're doing... What 
they're summoning -- 


CUT TO: 


OLD MAN 

Halloween, shmalloween. It's all 
about candy sales... 


CUT TO: 


BAD NEWS 

It's like "get a life, huh?" Grown 
men and women afraid of ghosts? 

Maybe Myers is gonna bring Bigfoot, 

Nessie and Elvis with him... Now 
that'd be rockin' -- 

Our SUBJECTIVE P.O.V. of Dana is now inches from her 
She turns, colliding into 
TOMMY DOYLE 

sending the stacks of books he carries to the ground. 

DANA 

Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry -- 



Dana bends to help him gather his books. She notices their 
TITLES - books about cultural mythology, the occult, Celtic 
ritual... 


TOMMY 

You should be careful not to get too 
close to your story here. Shit 
happens in Haddonfield. I've seen 
it. 

Dana nods. And walks away... Tommy follows her... Grabs her 
shoulder... 


TOMMY (CONT.) 

I'm Tommy Doyle. I'm the oldest 
survivor of Michael Myers. I knew he 
was the Boogeyman then. Nothing has 
happened since to make me believe 
otherwise... 


DANA 

You want to be on TV? I can arrange 
that -- 


TOMMY 

That's not it. .. I just want to live 
to see tomorrow -- 

Dana regards him. His eyes frightened... But then Clifton is 
there 


CLIFTON 

Problem, Dana -- ? 

Dana looks at Tommy. There's an earnestness there, behind the 
panic... 


DANA 

No. Thanks, Robert -- 
A DISTURBANCE NEARBY 

It is FATHER CARPENTER (the priest from HALLOWEEN 4), and 
he's ranting from the steps of Town Hall -- 

FATHER CARPENTER 

Damnation knows no vacation! Is it 
safe to babysit in Haddonfield again? 

Think again -- ! 

He leers his toothless grin... Playing for Blake's camera 


FATHER CARPENTER (CONT.) 

But you can't fight city hall -- ! 

He turns. And he's looking right at Dana... Rheumy eyes 
boring into her -- 

FATHER CARPENTER (CONT.) 

Been dreaming lately, sweet thing? 

They come true this time of year -- 

Ben Meeker and a few other TOWNFOLK hustle the crazy old man 
away... 

CLIFTON 

Old creep thought he knew you -- 
Dana is shaken up... Clifton takes her hand... 

DANA 

I hate this town -- 
She looks around for Tommy Doyle... 

But he is gone. 

CLIFTON 

We've got what we need here. Meeker 
gave me some names of some of the 
older survivors. We'11 go talk to 
them... 

The crew head back for the van... 

DANA 

Does the name Tommy Doyle mean 
anything to you? 

CLIFTON 

Nope. Who's that? 

DANA 

I don't know -- 

Dana climbs into the front of the van... The rest of them in 
the back. Andy drives off... 

. CUT TO: 


EXT. HADDONFIELD STREET - DUSK 
A residential neighborhood. 



A YOUNG GIRL, 11, wheels her INFANT sibling in a BABY 
CARRIAGE, up the sidewalk fronting her house. 

Suddenly, the carriage SLAMS into a pair of LEGS... 

Muddy BOOTS wedge the carriage's WHEELS... 

The infant cries... 

The young girl stares up at MICHAEL (whose face we still 
don't see). Transfixed... 

YOUNG GIRL 

Excuse me -- 

She looks at his face... Blinks... 

YOUNG GIRL (CONT.) 

Are you okay -- ? 

Nothing from Michael. 

The young girl, a little scared now, guides the carriage out 
of the way... 

She wheels it further down the sidewalk... 

She turns to look back to where he stood.. 

Only he is gone... 

CUT TO: 


EXT. HADDONFIELD CEMETERY - NIGHT 

Mickey and Bad News, Tommy's housemates, pull up to the 
outskirts of the cemetery in their red pick-up... 

With them is WENDY, a 17-year-old blond all attitude and 
ripped jeans... 

They are killing the rest of a joint, cranking the new 
Scorpions tape... 


WENDY 

This is like so creepy here -- 

mickey' 1 

Never got stoned in a graveyard 
before? Works every time -- 


Mickey backs the truck up... 



The pick-up's bed is equipped with an ELECTRIC CABLE WINCH... 

Bad News leaps from the truck and takes one end of the 
steel-reinforced winch-cable, bringing it over to a 

HEADSTONE 

cold blue granite... Bad News secures the cable around the 
headstone, cinching tight the metal clasp... 

WENDY 

This is so wrong -- 

MICKEY 

The key to a good bash is 
decorations. Balloons and streamers 
just don't cut it on Halloween -- 

BAD NEWS 

Kick it, bro -- ! 

Mickey hits the winch-toggle. With a whirr and a hum, the 
spool rotates, the cord pulled taut... 

And the headstone is LIFTED from the grave... 

Bad News steadies the marker, as it is yanked aloft -- 

Mickey lowers the winch, lowers the headstone... 

It settles heavily into the pick-up's bed... 

Mickey and Bad News high-five... Wendy frowns... 

WENDY 

You guys are seriously twisted -- 
They pile back into the pick-up... 

ANGLE: THE HEADSTONE. 

And we get our first look at its INSCRIPTION: 

It is JUDITH MYERS' HEADSTONE -- 

The pick-up tears off, spraying sod... The kids laugh... 

Leaving the GAPING HOLE where the gravestone had been planted 

We MOVE TO THE MAW and, perhaps faintly, we can HEAR the 
SOUNDS. 



The sounds of a LEGION. The sounds of the damned. 


And a TEARING SOUND... A FISSURE FORMING... 

SEVERAL SHAFTS OF LIGHT SPIROCHETTE FROM THE HOLE... 
But before we have time to even consider this. We've 

CUT TO: 


INT. HARDY'S - NIGHT 

Lomax is closing up for the night. Cashing out... 

Most of the lights have been turned off... 

The door BELL rings, signaling the arrival of a customer, and 
Lomax shakes his head at the late patron... 

HARDY LOMAX 

We're closed, Mister. Sorry... 

Cue the HEAVY BREATHING. Uh-oh. 

HANDS reach out for a display of BARBECUE ACCOUTREMENTS. 

A long twin-tined barbecue FORK is selected... 

Lomax watches as the stranger approaches... 

HARDY LOMAX (CONT.) 

Which word didn't you understand, 
fat-ass? "Closed?" "Mister?" Or 
"Sorry?" Cos I'm withdrawin' the 
"Sorry." 

Michael is at the counter... 

Lomax picks up a stone PAPER WEIGHT next to the register -- 
Michael grabs Lomax with one mighty arm... 

With the other, he IMPALES the long BARBECUE FORK all the way 
THROUGH THE BACK of Lomax's HEAD, and out his MOUTH -- 

Where it harpoons and extrudes ^omax's dripping DENTURES -- 

Lomax drops like a homesick brick. 

Michael looks at the MASK DISPLAY... 


He picks up a FREDDY KRUEGER MASK... 

Casts it aside. 

Picks up a JASON MASK... 

Casts it aside. 

At last, he pulls down one of the signature "Michael Masks." 
He tears off the price tag and puts it on... 

He turns to us... 

The fit is still good after all these years... 

Michael ambles out of the store... 

Party time... 

CUT TO: 

INT. CHANNEL 6 VAN - MOVING 
Dana sits with Andy... 

As the van cruises through Haddonfield, Dana takes in its 
pretty tree-lined streets... Healthy lawns, nice cars, white 
picket fences... 

Carved Jack-O'Lanterns grin their rictus grins on the front 
steps of most of the homes... 

ANDY 

Norman Rockwell himself would've 
found this town a snooze -- 

Dana ignores him... Watching the sights... 

ANDY 

I used to love Halloween myself. I'd 
trick-or-treat till my ankles were 
swollen.... Then go home and watch 
old horror flicks with my brother. 

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. You ever 
see that one, Dana? A classic. 

i 


I missed it 


DANA 



ANDY 

Were they better off in the 
basement or the upstairs ... the 
quintessential horror movie 
question... 


DANA 

And maybe a metaphor for something 
even larger, don't you think? 

Andy looks at her, puzzled. He frowns... 

ANDY 

Uh. I dunno -- 
Dana smiles. 


DANA 

So? What was the answer? 

ANDY 

What was the question? 

DANA 

Were they better off in the basement 
or the upstairs? 

ANDY 

They were better off dead -- 

Andy laughs... But then he SLAMS ON THE BRAKES... 

For the crazed PRIEST - FATHER CARPENTER has stepped out in 
the middle of the Street, into the van's path... 

The old fellow stares at them, eyes bright, as he walks by.. 

FATHER CARPENTER 
Trick or treee-aaatttt... ! 

Andy drives off... 

ANDY 

Dumb prick 

DANA 

I really hate this to^n... 

CUT TO: 


INT. DOYLE HOUSE - NIGHT 



Tommy comes into the house... 


Mickey and Bad News are hanging decorations... Crepe 
PUMPKINS... Paper witches... Balloon goblins... 

Tommy stops short... He sees 

THE HEADSTONE 

The Judith Myers headstone... Propped high up against one 
wall (not unlike it appeared over P.J. Soles' head in the 
first HALLOWEEN)... The most garish decoration of all... 

TOMMY 

What are you guys doing? 

BAD NEWS 

What? 

TOMMY 

What's that doing here -- ? 

MICKEY 

Decoration, man... Isn't it the tits? 

TOMMY 

Put it back -- 

MICKEY 

Blow me 

TOMMY 

Put it back... 

BAD NEWS 

Yo, Trembling Tommy - go back up to 
your hovel and do what you do best: 

(mimes masturbatory 
gestures) 

Yank the crank -- 


MICKEY 

Pull the Chain -- 

BAD NEWS 

Shoot pudding at the moon -- 
MICKEY ^ 

Make the bald man puke -- 

Tommy takes one last frightened glance at the headstone and 
makes for his attic... 



Mickey and Bad News' taunts follow him... 


BAD NEWS (O.S.) 
Kill some babies -- 

MICKEY (O.S.) 
Beat the bishop -- 


CUT TO: 


EXT. MYERS HOUSE 

A gross, incongruous eyesore. Overgrown lawn. Crabgrass. 
Frost-heaved flagstones. Peeled paint the pallor of a dying 
man's skin... 

The van pulls up in front... 

ANDY 

Here we are. The Myers house. Home 
of the free and de-praved... 

Dana regards the wicked domicile. She shivers reflexively. 

DANA 

Lovely... 

INT. MYERS HOUSE 

A rotting, vile place. Festering piaster. We can 
practically smell the rat droppings. The mildew. The rank. 

The crew enters... 

They begin to set up shop... 

ANGLE - SUBJECTIVE P.O.V. 

Someone is watching them... 

And he's coming closer... 

The sagging floorboards CREAK -- 

A HAND reaches out for Dana -- 

Startling her... ^ 

NEW ANGLE - It is only BEN MEEKER... 

his service revolver in hand... 


DANA 

Mr. Meeker -- ? 

BEN MEEKER 

Hullo. 

CLIFTON 

What are you doing here? 

BEN MEEKER 

Standing guard. Keeping the watch. 

I do it every year. Just in case he 
returns... 

He goes to one boarded-up window and watches as Halloween 
PASSERSBY make their rounds... 

Meeker looks and sounds absolutely haunted. The crew look at 
each other. Chilled. 


CUT TO: 


EXT. STREETS OF HADDONFIELD - SAME 

The trick-or-treating has commenced in full now... 

And many of the youths are sporting Michael Myers masks... 

PARENTS are accompanying their CHILDREN, mostly fathers... 

Per Halloween etiquette, the fathers wait on the sidewalks 
bordering the houses while their kids gather in candy at the 
front doors... 

We see ONE of the Yuppie fathers talking on a FLIP-PHONE, as 
his child sidles up to a house... 

FATHER 
(into phone) 

Hey, hon... Yeah, it's going fine... 

Sure... 

A few HOUSES on the Street have CANDLES burning in their 
Windows... The Vigil... Trick-or-treaters ignore these homes 
respectfully, and walk on... 

Some pass the Channel 6 van. Parked outside the MYERS 
HOME. . . 


CUT TO: 



INT. MYERS HOME 


Ben Meeker is talking into Blake's camera... 

BEN MEEKER 

I lost my daughter to Michael Myers. 
Five years ago tonight. My wife and 
I... We've got to subject ourselves 
to all these little kids running 
around town in his mask, for God's 
saké. It's like being stabbed in the 
back for a second time -- 

Blake turns off the camera... 

DANA 

That was fine, Mr. Meeker. Thank 
you. And I'm sorry 

Meeker nods... 


EXT. MYERS HOUSE 

Blake and Tony load some of their gear into the van 
Andy sits up front, reading a Lovecraft paperback.. 

BLAKE 

I think I would rather murder my 
sister than live in a dump like 
this... 

Some TRICK-OR-TREATERS caper by, waving at the crew 
Wearing Michael Myers masks... 

TONY 

Where to now -- ? 

BLAKE 

Give you a clue: a creepy place full 
of a lot of dead guys -- 

TONY 

Great! We're going to my father's 
poker night -- . 


CUT TO: 


EXT. HADDONFIELD CEMETERY - NIGHT 

Dark and silent. The empty space where Judith Myers' marker 
stood smiles like the black mouth of doom... 

WE MOVE ACROSS the stones and crucifixes, eternity's 
sentinels... AND MOVE TO THE 

CARETAKER'S HOUSE 

at the outskirts of the boneyard... 


INT. CARETAKERS'S HOUSE 

GEORGE HOPKINS, 47, overweight, watches from a window, as the 
CHANNEL 6 VAN 

pulls up to Judith Myers' gravesite 

Hopkins opens a drawer and removes his REVOLVER, sticking it 
beneath his belt... 

INT. CARETAKER'S HOUSE - KITCHEN 

BEVERLY HOPKINS, 43, is putting potatoes into a FOOD 
PROCESSOR, doing a little russet origami... 

The doorbell RINGS... 


INT. HALLWAY OF THE HOUSE 

Hopkins services the ghoulishly-clad YOUNGSTERS from the big 
BOWL of CANDY resting beside the front door... 

HOPKINS 

Bev, I'm goin' out for a sec. I 
think we've got some real-life 
hobgoblins in the yard. 


EXT. CARETAKER'S HOUSE 
Hopkins exits his house... 

After he's gone, 

We take the SUBJECTIVE P.O.V. From the side of the 
caretaker's house -- 



We watch as the TV crew cliirib out of the van and head into 
the cemetery... 

And George Hopkins marches toward them... 

And then -- 
MICHAEL MYERS 

steps out from the shadows of the Hopkins home... 


INT. CEMETERY 

They are trekking for Judith Myers' grave... Clifton has a 
map that divides the cemetery into sectors... 

DANA 

Robert, I don't think this is really 
necessary... 


BLAKE 

Come on, Dana... This is too cool for 
school -- ! 


DANA 

This is tabloid territory. Blake, is 
what it is. If it were up to you, 
we'd be filming re-enactments of the 
murders. 


BLAKE 

That's what the people want to see. 
I'm just one of the people -- 

CLIFTON - 

It won't take 5 minutes, Dana. We 
don't have to use it. It's still 
early. How many of his victims are 
buried here, anyway? 

DANA 

Six. 

And counting... 


CUT TO: 


INT. CARETAKER'S HOUSE 

The DOORBELL RINGS. Bev goes to answer it... 


She opens the door. Michael looms there... Large and lethal. 

BEVERLY 

You're a little old for this kind of 
thing, ain't you, fella -- ? 

Michael enters the house -- 

BEVERLY (CONT.) 

Excuse me... Hey -- ! 

Michael kicks over the bowl of candy... 

He bends down to pick-up an economy-sized 

SUGAR DADDY 

from the scattered sweets on the floor... 

Beverly SHRIEKS -- 

Michael grabs her by the back of the head -- 
And plunges the Sugar Daddy into her EYE -- 
Into her brain -- 

Beverly collapses to the floor, howling in agony, groping 
blindly for something, anything... 

Michael watches, as optical FLUID dribbles down her face... 

Michael tears out all of the kitchen drawers, and rummages 
around for his weapon of choice... 

At last, he finds it... 

The BUTCHER KNIFE... 

Michael hefts it. The blade gleams in the light. 

This is a reunion or sorts... 

CUT TO: 


EXT. CEMETERY 


The crew has come to Judith Myers' plot - 



CLIFTON 

According to this, the Judith Myers' 
stone should be right -- 

-- they come to the hole in the ground... 

CLIFTON (CONT.) 

-- here. 

BLAKE 

Oops... 

TONY 

Look, Ma, no gravestone -- ! 

But then George Hopkins is bustling over to them... Waving 
his flashlight. His revolver tucked into his pants... 

HOPKINS 

Why can't you have some goddamn 
respect for the dead! This is not a 
zoo. Bad enough, that -- 

He stops. He sees the missing stone... 

HOPKINS (CONT.) 

You folks do this? 

CLIFTON 

Of course not -- 

HOPKINS 

We haven't had a desecration in 
years... Got-damn it! 

DANA 

It's Judith Myers' stone - 
HOPKINS 

Of course... It's a popular one 
around these parts. Shit me 
sideways... 

CLIFTON 

Maybe you should call the Sheriff -- 

HOPKIN^ 

Thanks for your expert opinion, Mr. 

Haircut. I know my job... Now, you 
folks be on your way -- 



CLIFTON 

Perhaps we could just get a few 
shots? 


HOPKINS 

Wrongo. Am I not speaking clearly? 
Or are your ears too clogged with 
ego? 


BLAKE 
(to Tony) 

I love these old crusty codger 
types -- 

Hopkins whirls on him -- 


HOPKINS 

Love us from somewhere else. Now, 
move -- ! 

And Hopkins waves his revolver... 

CLIFTON 

Okay, okay. Relax, friend -- 
HOPKINS 

Move -- ! 

BLAKE 

I don't think we bothered anyone, 
pal. Everyone seems pretty content 
around here. I didn't hear anyone 
bitching, did you, Tony? 

DANA 

Drop it, Blake. Come on--- 
The go to the van... Hopkins watching them... 

He looks down at the empty Judith Myers plot... Cursing. 
AT THE VAN 

The crew stow their gear... 

BLAKE 

Miserable old guy, hu£? 



TONY 

Can you blame him? Look where he 
lives? You have the gang over for a 
backyard barbecue. And everyone gets 
depressed -- 


INT. CARETAKER'S HOUSE 

Hopkins comes back into his house... 

He steps over the capsized candy bowl... Concerned, he calls 
out: 

HOPKINS 

Bev -- ? 

Hopkins walks into the KITCHEN 

Hopkins sees his wife splayed about the linoleum, her face 
smeared with eye goo -- 

HOPKINS (CONT.) 

BEV -- ! 

AND MICHAEL MYERS LURCHES OUT FROM BEHIND HIM -- 

Hopkins spins. He draws his piece, firing 3 SHOTS at Myers, 
who reels from the point-blank impact... 

Michael falls to the floor... Motionless... 

Hopkins goes to his wife... Frantic... 

He turns towards the telephone behind him and -- 

Collides with Michael -- 

Back on his feet... 

Michael grabs Hopkins by the top of his mouth, by the jaw, 
and SLAMS him face-first into the counter... 

Hopkins spits out a few bloodied teeth... 

Michael brings Hopkins over to another part of the counter... 
Over to the FOOD PROCESSOR -- V 
Michael STUFFS Hopkins' FACE INTO IT -- 
And presses "PUREE" 




The machine WHIRRS. Hopkins SCREAMS... 

For a gory 5 seconds... 

The caretaker's face is reduced to an excoriated, shredded 
pulp. . . 

Hopkins collapses to the floor, beside his wife... 

Michael retrieves his fallen weapon... 

And leaves the house... 

CUT TO: 


EXT. DOYLE HOUSE 

Mickey and Bad News are wheeling in TWO kegs for the 
Halloween party... 

They are dressed like Dracula and The Wolfman... 


INT. ATTIC - DOYLE HOUSE - SAME 

Tommy is scouring down a page in one of his mythology books, 
reading aloud to himself... 

TOMMY 

"There exists sacred, enclosed places 
designated as holy that become a 
focus with the supernatural world on 
the 31st of October - Halloween." 

Tommy gazes warily at his Virtual Reality apparatus... 

CUT TO: 


EXT. HADDONFIELD STREET - NIGHT 

The van pulls up in front of a house directly across the 
Street from the Doyle house... 

Dana does her "stand-upper" before this group of homes, many 
of which have CANDLES burning i$ their bay Windows out of 
respect for the dead of Halloween yore... 



DANA 

...In psychiatrie parlance, most 
serial killers are sociopathic: 
individuals completely devoid of 
empathy for their victims. But 
Michael Myers had always displayed a 
frighteningly rare hybrid of both 
sociopathic and psychopathie 
qualities and characteristics... 

NEW ANGLE - SUBJECTIVE. HEAVY BREATHING. WATCHING DANA. 

Mickey and Bad News come out of the Doyle house... 

The bottom half of the Doyle house is DECORATED for their 
Halloween party... 

DANA (CONT.) 

His apparent desire to kill all 
family members and blood relatives 
was the key indicator denoting the 
pure antisocial behavior 
manifestation that was part of his 
tnakeup. Myers continues to be the 
prototype of everything we still do 
not know nor understand about serial 
killers in this country. 

(Beat) 

Or about Halloween, for that matter. 

She draws her index finger across her throat in a "kill it" 
signal... 


CLIFTON 

That was great... Okay. Let's get 
this over with... You coming, 

Andy - ? 

Andy, still in the front seat of the van, is stuffing a 
hoagie into his cake-hole... 

ANDY 

You can't be serious -- 
They leave him. Walking up to 
THE WALLACE HOUSE v 

which also has candles burning in the bay window... 


CUT TO: 



INT. ATTIC - DOYLE HOUSE - SAME 

Tommy is tearing himself out of the Virtual Reality gear, in 
a frenzy... 

When he turns around towards us, we see that he's been CUT 
across the cheek by something... 

On the computer screen, we see that SAMHAIN: IN SEARCH OF... 
has been programmed into the Virtual Reality system... 

CUT TO: 


INT. WALLACE HOUSE - NIGHT 

FRANK and JUNE WALLACE, in their 60s, have let Dana and the 
crew in the house... 

The Wallaces appear fairly uncomfortable with this... 

They sit in the living room... 

Clifton fits the Wallaces with collared lav MICROPHONES... 

DANA 

I promise we'11 make it quick, Mr. 
and Mrs. Wallace. I appreciate you 
giving us the time. I know this must 
be a difficult time for both of you. 

The Wallaces nod solemnly, holding hands on a couch in front 
of a big BAY WINDOW... 

From the window, we can clearly see the Doyle house across 
the Street... and the KIDS starting to arrivé for the bash. 

Clifton signals Dana to start... 

The lights and camera are turned on... 

DANA (CONT.) 

Sixteen years ago tonight, 3 
Haddonfield teens were killed in this 
house - your house. The victims wee 
your daughter's babysitter and her 
two friends... 


The Wallaces' silence is acquiescence... 



DANA (CONT.) 

Could you teil me why, with all 
that's happened in the past, and the 
subsequent exodus of so many 
Haddonfield natives, you folks opted 
to stay? 

Frank and June eye each other... Silently trying to determine 
who should speak first... 


JUNE 

The Lord forgives but he doesn't 
forget. This is a wonderful town 
again. Lindsay, our daughter, she's 
great. Living in New York. She was 
in therapy for years, but she has put 
it all behind her. 

June grins, proud, warming up to Dana a little... 

JUNE (CONT.) 

Frank and I... we knew Michael's 
parents quite well - though they were 
a trifle older. We still have some 
old home movies of our picnics 
together. Would you be interested in 
seeing them? 

Dana looks at Clifton... Hoo-ha! The mother lode. 

DANA 

If you don't mind -- 
JUNE 

I'll put on some tea... 

The doorbell RINGS. 

Frank and June appear upset... Frank gets up off the couch... 

FRANK 

Excuse me a moment, please. So much 
for the candles -- 


INT. HALLWAY - WALLACE HOUSE - NIGHT 

Frank peers through the PEEPHOL-fc - no one is there... 

He opens the door, steps outside... He glances around, and 
then eyes the party across the Street .... 



He steps back into his house. 


INT. WALLACE LIVING ROOM 

Frank has the old super-8 PROJECTOR up and ready... 
Suddenly, the LIGHTS GO OUT -- 

Dana is startled. But it's only Frank having turned them 
off. . . 


FRANK 

Showtime -- 

He turns on the projector. 

On the living room wall, an old, grainy HOME MOVIE plays 
out... 

ANGLE - MOVIE. Frank and June sit around a picnic table in a 
back yard... 

Michael's MOTHER sits across from them... 

His father, we assume is wielding the movie camera... 

They're eating and drinking, and watching the kids play - 
little Michael and his teenage SISTER, frolicking in a 
plastic SWIMMING POOL... 

Michael is a cute little cherub. He grins at the camera, 
splashing at it... 

He is holding a plastic TOY SCEPTER, of sorts, and starts to 
playfully hammer at his sister's head with it... 

Daddy's arm comes into view, and puts a stop to his son's 
foolish play... 

Moving away from the children, the camera TRAVELS OVER TO A 
CLOSE-UP of Mrs. Myers, who smiles into the camera... 

NEW ANGLE - Dana watches the home movie, squinting at it... 

The woman looks awfully familiar... 

Another WOMAN is here now... Her back to us.. . She's perhaps 
55... She plays with Michael... Plops a hat on his head to 
protect him from the sun... 


CLIFTON 

Who's the woman -- ? 

JTJNE 

Kathy Myers' mother... Michael and 
Judith's grandmother... 

And the WOMAN turns to the CAMERA... Smiles... 

And Dana goes weak... 

For the WOMAN has, on the side of her nose... 

A MOLE 

about the size of a nickel... 

Just like Dana's GRAMMY -- ! 

Dana gets to her feet... Stumbles out of the room... Frank 
Wallaces shouts: 

FRANK 

First door on the left -- ! 

Clifton looks after her, concerned. He turns back to the 
home movie -- 

-- to where a new VISITOR - FATHER CARPENTER - grins at us, 
in his Sunday best... 

Walking over to little Michael, Father Carpenter rubs his 
head, and facing into the camera says: 

FATHER CARPENTER 
(on-screen) 

Cute as a devil, isn't he -- ? 


INT. BATHROOM 

Dana. Completely freaked. She splashes water onto her face. 

Looks at herself in the mirror. Grips the sides of the sink 
to keep from fainting... 

DANA v 

No way. No fucking way... 

The DOORBELL RINGS -- 
Making her (us) jump... 



INT. LIVING ROOM 


It RINGS 3 successive time... 

Frank goes up to answer it... 

He peers through the peephole. 

Michael's MASK peers right back at him... 

Shaking his head, Frank opens the door a crack... 

We see that Michael Myers is standing on his doorstep... An 
inordinately tall trick-or-treater minus the candy bag... 

FRANK 

Those candles mean anything to you, 
buster? Please leave us alone, we've 
got nothing here for you. 'Night now. 

Michael hasn't moved and, as Frank tries to shut the door -- 

-- Michael JAMS HIS HAND between the door and the doorway. 
Crushing it and drawing blood... 

Startled, Frank re-slams the door, this time successfully... 

But the blood on the side of the door makes him shudder... 

Peering back out the peephole, he/we see that Michael is 
still there... 

Michael smudges his bloodied hand across the peephole, 
blurring it... 

And then walks away... 

INT. LIVING ROOM 

The home movie is over, but not without little Michael waving 
goodbye to the camera... 

Frank returns to the others... Turns on the lights.. 

JUNE 

What's going on, Franfc? 

Frank doesn't look so sure, clearly unsettled... 




FRANK 

Disrespectful creep, that's all. 
There's always someone. Probably one 
of the assholes from across the 
Street. 


JUNE 

Relax, honey. We'11 just call the 
police, if we have to. Those kids 
over there - they're always so LOUD. 

I don't know how Thomas can stand it. 

FRANK 

They're paying his rent, that's how. 
(to Clifton) 

The fellow across the Street - he's 
25 yet still very much a boy. He's 
sure got his share of Halloween 
ghosts. 


DANA (O.S.) 

Tommy Doyle -- 

They others look up... Dana has returned... She looks 
composed, though slightly pale... 

FRANK 

That's right. If you look out this 
window here, you can see his little 
attic 

Clifton turns in his seat to face out the bay window, and 
Michael Myers' MASK greets him -- 

Clifton stifles a SCREAM. 

But they see that it was just another KID playing a joke.. 

They see the kid scamper ahead to join his friends, who 
congratulate him on a trick well-treated... 


Jerks. 


JUNE 


BLAKE 

Forget about banning Halloween... 
They should just ban l^ids, period -- 

CLIFTON 

You okay, Dana? 


It is clear that she is not... 



Her vacant gaze remains trained out the window... 

To the attic of the Doyle house... 

DANA 

I'd like to talk to Tommy Doyle -- 
FRANK 

He won't talk to you. He's very 
shy... 

DANA 

(to Clifton) 

I'd like to talk to him... 

He looks at her funny... It's like she's in a zone... 
Determined... Clifton shrugs to Blake and Tony... 

CLIFTON 

You heard the lady -- 


EXT. WALLACE HOUSE 

The crew travels across the Street -- 
Andy dozes in the front seat of the van... 


EXT. DOYLE HOUSE 

They can hear the sounds from the nascent party raging on 
inside... 

Clifton rings the doorbell... 

PINHEAD, from the HELLRAISER pictures answers. He stares at 
them, droll: 

PINHEAD 

"Your suffering will be legendary. 

Even in Heil... " 

Pinhead raises a long, glass, calibrated beaker full of 
beer... He sees the camera equipment... 

PINHEAQ (CONT.) 

NO WAY! "CANDID CAMERA!" Come in, 
come in... Party hasn't really 
started yet, but it'11 rage... 



DANA 

We're looking for a Thomas Doyle. Is 
he around? 

PINHEAD laughs, ushering them in... 

PINHEAD 

What the heil do you want with 
Trembling Tommy -- ? 

DANA 

Is he in? 

PINHEAD 

Is he in? He's always in... Yo, 

Mickey, this fine thing wants to see 
Double-T... 

Mickey lurches over to the crew... Belches once... 

MICKEY 

Whyncha interview me? Seventeen 
forever -- ! 

DANA 

Please 

MICKEY 

C'mon, girl... I can teil you about 
the time I got backstage passes to a 
Van Halen show... Partied with Eddie 
and Alex... Hagar was a dick, 
though... Oh, can I say "dick" on 
TV. . . 

Clifton grabs Mickey by the arm... Rough... 

CLIFTON 

Where's Doyle -- ? 

MICKEY 

Chili, bro... You'11 muss your 
Brylcream. He's up there -- 

They follow Mickey to Tommy's 

ATTIC ENTRANCE... v 

They come to a short stairwell, leading up to a heavy STEEL 
door. . . 


Mickey bangs on it with his fist... 



MICKEY 

Hey, you in? They want to put you on 
TV, Doyle! It's a new show: 

"AMERICA'S MOST NERVOUS!" 

He cracks up... Continues to bang on the heavy steel door.. 
No answer... 

INT. ATTIC - TOMMY'S ROOM 

Tommy is in Virtual Reality mode again, but the computer 
screen informs us that he is using his 

VISTA-HADDONFIELD PROGRAM... 

CRUISING OVER the Haddonfield TOPOGRAPHY -- 

He finds himself HURLING TOWARDS the town CEMETERY, by the 
caretaker's HOUSE... 

George Hopkins' facial jambalaya SCREECHES at us -- 
And then we're ROCKETING OVER to the Myers house -- 
And then the Wallace house... 

And then we're DOWNSTAIRS in the Doyle house, amidst the 
party... 

And then out the door... 

Tommy tears off his VR equipment and dashes over to his 
window... 

In time to see the TV CREW emerge from his house... 

Clifton shouts up to the front of the van... 

CLIFTON 

Okay, Andy... Back to the Myers 
place. 

And they all pile INTO THE BACK... 

And the van DRIVES OFF... v 

Tommy watches it drive off down the Street... 

He freezes as he/we see -- 



on one SIDE OF THE VAN 


The Channel 6 paint has a new addition - 

In SMEARED BLOOD, TWO more NUMERALS have been scrawled.. 

So now it reads CHANNEL 666... 

ANGLE - THE SHRUBS - OUTSIDE THE WALLACE HOME 

Half-buried in the mulch, his throat SLIT, is ANDY, the van 
driver... 

Which, of course, begs the question: 

Who's driving the van? 

SMASH CUT TO: 


EXT. THE VAN - MOVING 

We see it RACING DOWN THE STREET... Though we don't catch a 
glimpse of its driver... 


INT.. CHANNEL 6 VAN - REAR - NIGHT 

The crew ride in back... They are jerked at the rapid 
acceleration... Clifton pounds on the partition... 

CLIFTON 

(shouts) 

Easy, Andy -- ! 

Dana stares blankly at the wall... 

CLIFTON (CONT.) 

You okay? 

DANA 

I guess... 

CLIFTON 

Something spooked you back at the 
Wallaces. 

V 

Dana looks at him. Shrugs... 


DANA 

It was nothing. Just this place. 

This town. All of a sudden, I have a 
strong desire to do one more story on 
Uncle Pete's Nonfat Brownies.. . 

The van has STOPPED... 

CLIFTON 

We're all getting a little jazzed. 

We'11 do a few quick pick-ups here at 
the Myers place... A couple of 
drive-bys... Then we're gone. I'm 
buying at the diner... 

BLAKE 

Excellent -- 

Fog lathers up against the van's rear port Windows... 

Clifton opens the backdoor. They climb out... 

Only they are not in front of the Myers house. No. Rather, 
they are in the middle of 

A BOG 

A fog-enshrouded, muddy BOG, surrounded by trees... 

In the middle of nowhere... 

The spongy ground emits an acrid stench... 

Twisted flora - sedges and sphagnum - droop in the mossy mist 

CLIFTON 

What the heil -- ? 

BLAKE 

Yo, Andy, we said let's go back to 
"the Myers" not the mire -- ! 


No answer... 

Clifton trudges through the muck over to the driver's side... 
THWOORP! The bog sucks off one v of his Cole-Haan shoes... 

CLIFTON 

Goddammit -- ! 

Clifton opens the driver's side door -- 



The frontseat is EMPTY... 


Clifton looks around the creepy bog... 
No Andy... 


CLIFTON (CONT.) 

He's gone. 

TONY 

Gone where? 

BLAKE 

What the fuck is he thinking? 

CLIFTON 

At least he left the keys -- 
Dana's face tells us she's scared... 

DANA 

ANDY? ANDY? Where ARE we -- ? 

CLIFTON 

Get inside, Dana. It's nasty out 
here. Go ahead. 

DANA 

I'm fine 

CLIFTON 

(shouted) 

ANDY -- ! 

TONY 

(shouted) 

ANDY, YOU - PRICK! Where are YOU? 

This shit ain't funny -- ! 

BLAKE 

(shouted) 

Was it something we said -- ? 

Only the gurgle of the bottoms and the dull, mud-muted 
chirping of the CRICKETS answer them back... 

TONY 

Maybe he's pissin' over there 
somewhere... 



BLAKE 

He took us all the way out here so he 
could use the bathroom? 

TONY 

Maybe he's shy -- 

CLIFTON 

Why don't you guys take a quick look 
around. I'll wait here with Dana. I 
don't know what else to say. He's 
gonzo. 

They look around, in different directions... It is eerie... 

TONY 

He can't be too far. Dumb ass. 

BLAKE 

I'll take the camera. Get us some 
atmosphere shots... 

TONY 

We sure got plenty of atmosphere 
here. 

Dana looks to Clifton, but he is still scanning the foggy bog 
for signs of Andy... 

Blake turns the camera on... Focuses in on the rest of the 
crew... Tony plays for the camera -- 

TONY (More) 

Mr. Brinkman, your fat son-in-law is 
a bigger asshole than you might've 
first imagined. This is his idea 
of fun 

Blake pans away from them, across the bog... 

DANA 

Guys, just go already. 

CLIFTON 

Yeah, move it, guys. I don't want to 
be here all fuckin' night. 

v 

Tony and Blake plod through the mud together... 

Blake shoots tape... 



Clifton lights a cigarette... They can hear the muddy steps 
of Tony and Blake disappearing into the murk... 

Clifton sits on the edge of the van, in front of Dana... 

DANA 

Where do you think he is, Robert? 

CLIFTON 

I don't know. But when he gets back, 

I'll teil you where he's gonna be: 
he's gonna be in a world of shit. 

Trust me on that -- 

Clifton exhales into the bog... 

Dana scans the sinister treelines... 

CUT TO: 


EXT. BOG - SAME 

Tony and Blake plod ahead... 

Knee-deep in the quagmire... 

BLAKE 

ANDY -- ! ANDY -- ! 

TONY 

ANDY! DICKHEAD! WE'RE LEAVING 
WITHOUT YOU! 

BLAKE 

He ain't anywhere, man. 

They both stop in their muddy tracks, resigned... 

TONY 

What's the difference between a bog 
and a swamp, anyway -- ? 

BLAKE 

I think the more important question 
is: who gives a shit -- ? 

TONY 

No, really, man. You gotta start 
questioning things more often. To 
improve yourself -- 


A NOISE from behind them... A squishing noise... 


BLAKE 

Okay. Here's a question: what the 
fuck was that -- ? 

Tony slogs through the slough, towards the sounds -- 

TONY 

Andy -- ? 

He moves ahead... 

The occluded moonlight turns the cypress knees and water 
hyacinths into some twisted Expressionistic painting... 

BLAKE 

Careful, man -- 
Another sludgy sounds... 

A black CLOUD, like a rush of INK, floats across the moon 
Plunging the bog into DARKNESS... 

And, in its place, A SHADOW rises before Tony... 

A large shadow... 

TONY 

Andy -- ? 


INT. VAN 

Clifton glances at his wristwatch, his impatience growing 
He lights another smoke... 

CLIFTON 

I think it went well today, Dana. No 
kidding. I mean, this insane little 
mishap aside -- 

Nothing from Dana... Clifton looks at her... 

CLIFTON (CONT.) 

I think you've got the whole package. 

You're smart. You're a heil of an 
interviewer. You're sure pretty 
enough -- 



/ \J . 


DANA 

Thank-you, Robert -- 

Beat. They hold a gaze. Dana looks like she wants to teil 
him something... 

But before she can, he flicks his cigarette butt to the bog, 
where it THSSSTTTTs in the muck... 

And he heads for the driver's side... 

CLIFTON 

All right, I'm gonna drive around and 
look for these guys; it's been, what, 

20 minutes already? Hop in... 

Dana climbs into the passenger seat... 

Clifton starts up the van... 

Puts it into gear... 

THE VAN 

cruises the bog... Tires squishing along the matted root 
systems and fetid moss... 

The van's headlights slice through the stygian gloom -- 

DANA 

Look! What's that -- ? 

She points out the windshield -- 

Clifton stops the van... Gets out... Trudges over... 

But he doesn't see anything. He throws his arms up in 
confusion... 

And then he sees it -- 

Blake's CAMERA... 

It's lodged in the mud. Sinking... It's red RECORDING LIGHT 
blinking like a beacon... 

Clifton goes to retrieve it. The camera's housing is flecked 
with blood and mud... 

Clifton uproots it and glances around... This is getting real 
eerie now... He hasn't a clue... 



INT. REAR OF THE VAN 

Clifton, silent, removes the TAPE from the camera... 

Dana is trembling... 

Still silent, Clifton inserts the tape into the monitor... 

We watch their faces as Clifton rewinds, stops, and then 
forwards a bit... 

ANGLE - THE MONITOR. We see Tony... 

Heading for the copse. For that noise... Where we last saw 
him. . . 

The camera/Blake follows Tony -- 

And then Tony comes staggering back to the camera/us... 

His THROAT has been SLASHED from ear to ear -- 

He tries to scream. But instead of a cry... a ghoulash of 
laryngeal cartilage cascades through his ripped-open neck -- 

Tony collapses into the mud... 

The CAMERA falls... Blurred and mud-spattered, it lands in 
such a way that allows us to witness... 

BLAKE 

as he tries to flee... 

But something reaches out for him... Something in the mud... 
Something bubbling. Bubbling up... 

And two large MUDDY BOOTS obfuscate the massacre... 

Though when all is done, Blake, eyes open and unseeing, falls 
by the camera's lens... 

And we watch as he sinks. Sinks into the ooze... 

Dana and Clifton are insane with fear... 

CLIFTOty 

Stay here, Dana... Just stay fuckin' 
here -- 


He moves for the door... Dana grabs him... 



DANA 

No -- ! Don't go 

CLIFTON 

We can't stay here... We've got to 
move... 

Clifton peers out the rear port Windows, seeing if the coast 
is clear... 

It is, and he barrels out of the van... 

EXT. VAN - NIGHT 

Clifton slogs through the mud to get into the front of the 
van... 

INT. BACK OF THE VAN 
Dana's delirious... 

The van starts up... 

But it is STUCK... lts tires spinning in the mire... 

And it is suddenly awfully claustrophobic back here... 

And there, through the PORT WINDOW, she sees -- 
MICHAEL MYERS 

The demon of her nightmares. He's outside the van, his mask 
penetrating through the fog... 

Myers wields a THICK BRANCH... 

Which he lodges through the van's rear door handles... 
Trapping Dana... 

DANA 

ROBERT -- ! ROBERT -- ! 

Michael moves for the driver's side of the van... 

Disappearing from Dana's field of vision... 

Dana sees him advance towards the driver's side of the van, 
toward Clifton... 



Dana bangs her fists up against the partition separating the 
front seats from the back... 

She is helpless... 

EXT. VAN 

Clifton is behind the wheel, working the accelerator... 

Myers PUNCHES an ARM through the driver's window -- 

Clawing for Clifton's throat -- 

ANGLE - the rear tires. Spinning in the mud. 

CLIFTON 

punches at Myers... 

But Myers' grip is fierce... 

INT. REAR OF THE VAN 
Dana is wild with fear... 

She can only HEAR Clifton's struggles... 

Can hear his screams... 

Can feel the tires not gaining purchase... 

The van is rocking, shaking, due to Michael's assault... 

At last, Dana THRUSTS her arm through the port window, 
busting it... 

She tries to pry the branch loose from the door handles... 
JUST AS THE VAN STARTS TO FINALLY MOVE OUT OF THE BOG! 

Dana is thrown to the floor -- 
Dana's eyes flash to the partition -- 
Because now the question is a simple one: 

Who's driving the van? ^ 

EXT. THE VAN 

Drives on out of the bog... 


Onto the highway... 

On and away... 

ANGLE - THE REAR DOOR 

Dana sticks her head out of the back window, screaming -- 

A couple of residual Michael-masked TRICK-OR-TREATERS wave at 
her... And one even flashes her the finger... 

Suddenly, the van GROUNDS TO A HALT, throwing Dana across the 
van, into some video equipment... 

Dana holds her breath... 

She picks up a TRIPOD, readying to dobber... 

The rear doors open. 

To Robert Clifton... 

CLIFTON 

You okay -- ? 

Dana explodes into his arms... 

And it doesn't look she's gonna let go soon... 

INT. VAN - MOVING 

Clifton drives... Dana beside him... 

DANA 

And in some way I think that's why 
I've been having the dreams... 

Because we're linked... Because... 

Because that freak is my older 
brother... 

CLIFTON 

That's absurd, Dana... It's crazy -- 
DANA 

No it's not... Those home movies... 

His parents... I have some old 
pictures of my real parents... 

They're close... And Grammy... That's 
my Grammy... 

Tears stand in her eyes... Clifton gives her a sympathetic 
look. . . 


DANA 

I think - subconsciously - I knew... 
It's what first attracted me to the 
story... I knew... 

CLIFTON 

Maybe you should call your Grammy... 
Maybe she could answer some 
questions... 

He hands her the van's CELLULAR... 

Dana considers. 


Go ahead 
She dials... 


CLIFTON (CONT.) 


CUT TO: 


INT. GRAMMY'S APARTMENT 
The TELEPHONE rings... 

We FLOAT across the cramped flat... Taking in the 
knick-knacks... The trinkets... 

The TV is on. To a Christian Fundamentalist station... A 
DUDE with a bad hair-weave hawking Jesus... 

WE STOP at Grammy... 

Only Grammy's eyes are open... And glazed... 

Grammy's dead... 

ANGLE - The bronze soldier FIGURINE... 

Standing tough. 


CUT TO: 


INT. CHANNEL 6 VAN - MOVING 
Dana clicks off the cellular... 

DANA 

Where could she be at this time of 
night 


CLIFTON 

Sleeping -- ? 

Dana scowls... 

AND CLIFTON SLAMS ON THE BRAKES -- 

The van fishtailing... Dana thrown up against the windshield. 
The van shimmying to a stop... Inches from 
FATHER CARPENTER 

who has staggered out into the middle of the road... 

Dana and Clifton climb from the van... 

CLIFTON 

Sonuvabitch! I could have killed 
you... 


FATHER CARPENTER 
My whole existence is flawed -- 

CLIFTON 

He's shitfaced -- 

FATHER CARPENTER 

I'm trapped... The insects have won 
tonight... The denizens of the 
dirt... The intruders in the 
deluge... 

(to Dana) 

Darling girl... Big brother is 
watching. 

DANA 

What do you know about it -- ? 

FATHER CARPENTER 
(sings) 

Twelve to one, baby/One to twelve/No 
one here should/Be by themselves... 

DANA 

Please... Teil us what you know... 

But the priest merely cackles in bibulous mirth... Then: 


Oh, dear 


FATHER CARPENTER 



And ROBERT CLIFTON IS AIRBORNE 


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Grabbed from behind... 

By Michael Myers... 

Standing behind Clifton... 

He has Clifton by the throat... 

Lifting him into the air... 

Dana and the priest can only watch... 

As the KITCHEN KNIFE BURSTS from Clifton's stomach... 

Scattering entrails like a cornucopia -- 

FATHER CARPENTER 
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING -- ! 

Michael drops Clifton... Faces Dana... She is white with 
terror... Frozen... 

He moves for her... She backs up... 

FATHER CARPENTER (CONT.) 

Try to reason with him... Surely 
he'11 respond to reason... 

Father Carpenter continues his mad cackle... 

FATHER CARPENTER (CONT.) 

After all... You're family ... 

Michael, stalking Dana, STEPS on Carpenter's right hand. 

Crushing it like a beetle... 

Carpenter does not scream. Carpenter looks enthralled.. 
AND DANA RUNS -- ! 

Off the road... 

Into yet another stand of trees... 

And Michael FOLLOWS... 

Father Carpenter, mad as a weaver, titters on, by Robert 
Clifton's corpse... 



And, as he gets to his feet, we note: 

His FOOTWEAR... For the crazed priest is wearing BOOTS. 

Black silver-tipped COWBOY BOOTS... 

CUT TO: 

EXT. HADDONFIELD STREETS 

Dana flees... Michael in close pursuit... 

Michael crashes through the brush... 

Labored breathing. Steady stalk... 

DOGS bark... 

Dana runs through backyards... 

Branches whip at her face... Lashing skin... 

She comes out to a 
RESIDENTIAL STREET 

To where a GROUP OF COSTUMED TEENS 
are piling into a VW MICROBUS... 

Dana runs to them -- 

DANA 

Please -- ! Take me with you -- ! 

Please -- ! Move -- ! 

She leaps into the back of the van... Slams the sliding door 
shut... 

KID 

Easy, lady -- 

ANOTHER KID 

Really. Lithium-out, babe -- 
But they drive off anyways... 

INT. MICROBUS 

Dana sits in the back with the kids, staring out the rear 
window... Sure they're not being followed... 



A joint is being passed... 


KID 
(to Dana) 

Wanna a brew -- ? 


DANA 

No thanks -- 


ANOTHER KID 
I like your costume -- 

KID 

Really. You're supposed to be a 
freaked-out Yuppie chick, right? 

The kids giggle. Dana takes that brew after all... 

EXT. DOYLE HOUSE 

The van pulls up to the house... 

The Halloween party is rocking... 

Danzig is singing "Mother" on the stereo... 

A drinking game is going on around the small table... 

JELLO SHOTS are ingested... 

COSTUMED KIDS - there'S BILL and HILARY CLINTON. CAPTAIN 
KIRK. A few PIRATES, a few CONEHEADS. SATAN. Some girls 
clad in those skintight MICE outfits... 

And, of course, Michael Myers MASKS can be seen throughout... 

Dana enters. From her dizzying P.O.V., she takes in the 
scene... It's almost hallucinatory... 

Some KIDS do BEER BONGS: plastic FUNNELS attached to tubes, 
that are raised above the drinker's head. Beer is poured 
into the funnel where it travels down the tube to the 
drinker's mouth... 

Dana shuffles ahead... 

A few people are bobbing for AP^LES in 3 separate BASINS... 

WE SEE DANA... FROM A MYERS-ESQUE P.O.V. And hear some HEAVY 
BREATHING... 



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But a NEW ANGLE REVEALS - it's just a gawky Myers-masked 
KID... And he's inhaling a JOINT... 

On the television, Leatherface is running amuck in "THE TEXAS 
CHAINSAW MASSACRE... " 

NEW ANGLE - Dana, still watching it all, a visual assault on 
the senses... 

She sees, propped up high against one wall -- 

THE HEADSTONE 

Judith Myers' headstone... 

This creeps Dana out further... 

She goes to the attic stairs... 

Mickey and Bad News watch her go... 

MICKEY 

Believe that shit? That chick's got 
it goin' on for Trembling Tommy -- 

Dana goes to the attic entrance... 

She knocks on the steel door. 

This time, it opens. 

To Tommy Doyle... 

INT. DOYLE HOUSE - THE PARTY 

Various masked P.O.V.s. Just kids... 

Except SOMEONE has entered from the backdoor... 

Another Michael Myers-masked man... 

Only this one has a BREATHING PATTERN that is somehow 
familiar. 

INT. BEDROOM 

Two COUPLES sit around a small table, drinking and playing 
Strip Poker with MARKED SERIAL KILLER cards... 

One GIRL is TOPLESS, and not shy about it... Another has her 
bra on... One of the guys is shirtless... 



We watch another KID thrown down his hand in glee.... We see 
his cards - TED BUNDY, ALBERT FISH, JEFFREY DAHMER, MICHAEL 
MYERS and RICHARD RAMIREZ -- ! 


KID 

Got it - Full death house. Bundy, 

Fish, Dahmer, Myers and Ramirez! 

Nancy, that would be your bra, 
please! 

LISA, the other girl, picks up the Albert Fish card, reading 
the back of it... 


KID 

The stats, Lise... Rotisserie us to 
death. 


LISA 

Necrophile, cannibal, murderer... 

Cut off a girl's head, dismembered 
her, and stewed her flesh and organs 
with onions and carrots for a hearty 
meal... 

They all groan in giddy disgust... 

KID 

Sounds like a better cook than you. 

ANOTHER KID 

Real nineties guy. Did he sew, too? 

SOMEONE PASSES BY THE DOOR... 

They look up... 

Michael Myers . . . 

He looks in at them... Beat... 

He walks on... 

The kids look at each other... Look to the serial killer 
card... The one of Michael... 

KID 

Cool -- 


CUT TO: 



INT. ATTIC 


Dana is awed, if not further disturbed, by the insane shrine 

to Michael Myers that is Tommy's attic loft... 

TOMMY 

The Boogeyman? I was 9 years-old 
when I knew he was after me. I warned 
you about him at the Town Hall. No 
one listens to me - they just die. 

Tommy points to a picture on his wall... 

TOMMY (More) 

Laurie Strode. She saved my life 16 
years ago. You might say I haven't 
gotten over it yet. Laurie was 
beautiful, but she didn't believe me, 
either. About the Boogeyman. But I 
knew. Kids always know. It's when 
you grow-up, put childish things to 
rest - that you stop believing... 

Laurie... she had bad dreams about 
him up until she died. I owe my life 
to her. But yours will have to do. 

Silence... We can hear the music down below... 

Tommy walks over to the VR apparatus... 

Dana sees the FIGURINE of the soldier - that Loomis gave to 

Tommy... 


DANA 

That - statue there. My grandmother 
has the same one. 

(Beat) 

She raised me. I-I think she once 
lived in Haddonfield... I think she 
was her grandmother too -- 

Dana points to the picture of Laurie Strode... 

DANA (CONT.) 

And hers.. . 

She points to a picture of Judit^h Myers... 

DANA (CONT.) 

And his -- 

She points to a picture of Michael Myers... 


DANA (CONT.) 

One big happy family -- 

Tommy's eyes dance with terror, as he realizes what she is 
inferring... 

TOMMY 

Are you sure -- ? 

DANA 

Yeah... It makes sense doesn't it? 

Him coming back after five years... 

TOMMY 

It's insane -- 

DANA 

The key is, I think, not to ban 
Halloween... Just to ban Michael 
Myers' relatives... 

TOMMY 

It's fucking insane -- 

DANA (CONT.) 

It's me he's after, isn't it? 

Dana grants herself another look-see at the endless Myers 
images scattered about the walls... 

TOMMY 

It's just totally fucking insane -- 

Tommy looks at Dana... Looks at the picture of Laurie Strode. 
Judith Myers. Is there a resemblance... ? 

TOMMY 

My God... You have... You've led him 
back here... 


DANA 

But what does he want? 

TOMMY 

Your blood. Every last drop of it. 

v CUT TO: 


INT. DOYLE HOUSE - THE PARTY 

Tommy's VOICEOVER takes us through the party... 



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TOMMY (O.S.) 

Dana, on Halloween - barriers are 
broken. The boundaries of Nature are 
temporarily suspended. 

(Beat) 

The dead - spirits - can walk the 
earth living. I've, uh, seen sotne of 
them... 

Michael Myers-masked revelers are shooting darts... Doing the 
beer bong thing... Drinking games... 

Michael himself makes his way through the party... 

He comes upon the HEADSTONE. Judith Myers' headstone... 

He's less than pleased... 

Another GIRL bumps into Michael Myers. Only it's not Myers. 
It's one more drunken kid... 


INT. ATTIC - SAME 

Tommy rubs a finger across his bandaged cheek... 

He shows Dana the Samhain disk... 

TOMMY 

This is sort of like a high-tech 
Ouija board... A conduit... It can 
take you places... Places people 
aren't supposed to go... It can take 
you to where your broth-- 
(beat) 

To where he came from -- 

Dana glances at all the masked Myers visages along the walls. 

TOMMY (CONT.) 

The death of summer. It's a 
celebration. A festival. A 
thousand years ago. A time of 
slaughter, mourning, and breeding. 

Sorta like Haddonfield, on any given 
Halloween night. I've tried to get 
there, Dana. To join v the party. To 
see what I could learn. But I can't 
break through -- 

Dana glares at the VR apparatus, advancing slowly towards 
it. . . 



DANA 

Put in the program, Tommy. 

TOMMY 

No, Dana, I can't let you -- 

DANA 

Do it, Tommy 

INT. DOYLE HOUSE - DOWNSTAIRS PARTY 
A PHONE rests on a coffee table... 

Michael slashes the CORD, per genre tradition... 

Michael climbs the attic stairs... Slowly... 

A PIRATE slaps him on the back... Notices the real-life knife 
Michael's wielding... 

PIRATE (More) 

Hey, lose the knife, buddy. You'11 
kill someone with that fuckin' thing. 

Michael glares at him, lumbers on... 

His tracks are a tad muddy/bloody... 

He tries the attic door. It is locked... 

INT. ATTIC - SAME 

Dana is strapped into the VR gear... 

TOMMY 

Dana, it's dangerous. PLEASE! 

Dana turns to him, her hands on the JOY STICK... 

DANA 

Excuse me, Tommy. But this is a 
family affair -- 

Tommy, reluctant, goes on-line. Plugs her in... 

Dana rides the Joy Stick like a 'pony -- 
Plunging immediately down into... 



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INT. VIRTUAL REALITY OTHERWORLD/NETHERWORLD 

Dana floats through an eerie, purple darkness at a 
frightening, dizzying speed -- 

We have arrived at a MASSIVE CITYSCAPE... Like Manhattan 
viewed from Brooklyn... Only upon closer inspection do we 
realize the buildings are, in fact, HEADSTONES... 

SCREAMS AND LAUGHTER accompany our sojourn -- 

Judith Myers' voice howls: "MICHAEL? MICHAEEEL -- !!" 

SUDDENLY, we CRASH into JUDITH MYERS' headstone, obliterating 
it into hundreds of pieces... 

And DESCEND further into... 

THE OTHERWORLD... 

We arrivé in a SCARLET NETHERWORLD - consisting of a forest 
of ugly dead TREES, their naked, bleeding BRANCHES impaled 
through skeletal MASKS... 

A CHOIR of Jack O'Lanterns smile gaily... Candles burning in 
their hollows... Though when we OPEN their CROWNS we find 
them to be SEETHING with MAGGOTS... 

Down into the teeming white mass we TRAVEL -- 

COMING OUT TO A BANQUET HALL. Sepulchral. Ornamental. 

A few long TABLES are set up, adorned with upturned, 
hollowed-out skulls full of beverage... Platters of ANIMAL 
CARCASSES... 

FIGURINES... 

We shoot past ALTARS festooned with BODY PARTS, MACES, 
SCEPTERS, and ENTRAILS... 

This is some kind of pagan village... A Druidic settlement... 
IN A THATCHED DOMECILE -- 

TWO MEN ARGUE... One is a HANDSOME MAN wearing a WHITE 
ROBE... ^ 

The other man is older. A MINISTER... 

KING 

But I do not want to die -- 



MINISTER 

You must. You are a Sacral King... 

You had a year during which all your 
earthly pleasures were indulged... 

Now you must be sacrified to placate 
the Gods of Harvest... 

The King bows his head... 

A CEREMONY 

is underway... 

The King is now in a white-robe... His face obscured by a 
whole-head DEER MASK... 

(this is identical to Tommy's first VR trip... The one in 
which he couldn't get past a certain point... ) 

The white-robed MAN is led to an ALTAR, festooned with body 
parts... 

ACOLYTES and WORSHIPPERS speak in tongues... Sway in a 
fervor... 

The HIGH PRIEST raises the sacrificial KNIFE... 

BLOOD sprays from the slashed THROAT of the KING... 

Spraying onto the acolytes... Onto the soil... 

A CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT... 

DANA WATCHES ALL OF THIS -- 
Entranced... 

CUT TO: 


INT. DOYLE ATTIC 

Tommy watches Dana, strapped to the VR equipment... 

Dana's face twitches in fear at what she's tapped into -- 

v CUT BACK TO: 

INT. VIRUTAL REALITY - NETHERWORLD 


And we are BACK TO THE VILLAGE... 




The High Priest removes the DEER MASK from the King's head. 
GASPS from the throng... 

For it is not the Handsome King at all... 

Rather, it is the Minister... 

His mouth gagged so could not cry out... 

THUNDER RUMBLES. 

LIGHTNING STRIKES THE VILLAGE. 

THE GODS ARE ANGRY. 

THE HIGH PRIEST SCREAMS -- ! 

He slams his fists onto a table... rattling the 
FIGURINES 

upon it. TWO of the figurines roll off the table and onto 
the dirt: bronze SOLDIERS wielding spears. 

The wind blows... The figurines are covered with dirt... 

The High Priest BELLOWS: 


HIGH PRIEST 

I will curse this man's bloodline... 
His family will feel the wrath of the 
God's of Harvest. And it will be at 
the hand of one of their own that 
they shall fall... 

The village is falling... 


CUT TO: 


THE SACRAL KING 

running through a forest... Terrified... 

The High Priest's VOICEOVER is EVERYWHERE -- 

HIGH PRIEST (O.S.) 

No matter how long it takes... The 
passage of millenia is as nothing to 
the machinations of heaven. The Gods 
are hungry. But the Gods are also 
patiënt... ! 



The Sacral King flees... 

Running past DANA -- 
EXT. THE VILLAGE 

In flames. The dead and dying dog the streets... 

The High Priest is at his CAULDRON... He is bloody, dying... 
But he must finish his curse... 

At once, a VAPOROUS MASS - malevolent, hissing - bubbles over 
the side of the cauldron... 

Snaking it way into a FISSURE in the ground... 

The High Priest reels backwards... Into the flames... 

As the village is lost. Armageddon is here. 

WE MOVE TO THE NIGHT SKY -- 

The STARS ALIGNED IN A PERFECT DIAGONAL -- 

HIGH PRIEST (O.S.) 

On a night like this, when the stars 
align again... 

WE DISSOLVE FROM THIS SKY -- 

TO ANOTHER... THE STAR CONFIGURATION IS THE SAME... 

Only there are TV antennae on the horizon... 

And an AIRPLANE flies over... Taillights winking... 

WE COME DOWN FROM THE SKY... 

And find ourselves IN HADDONFIELD. The Haddonfield of 1963. 

And YOUNG MICHAEL MYERS IS TRICK-OR-TREATING IN HIS CLOWN 
SUIT. . . 

Near his home... 

He can hear the sounds of his s\ster and her boyfriend making 
out inside... 


AND THERE'S A FISSURE IN THE GROUND 



And the VAPOROUS MASS, dormant for nearly 1000 years, SWIRLS 
out of the FISSURE... 

And into the mouth of Michael's clown mask... 

Michael raises his mask... 

We see his face... It contorts... Spasms... 

The convulsing settles... 

Michael slaps the mask back on... 

A clock chimes the midnight hour... 

As Michael enters the house... 

And, vaguely, O.S. we can hear the HIGH PRIEST cackle... 

But it are Father Carpenter's words we HEAR: 

FATHER CARPENTER (O.S.) 

(singing) 

"Twelve to one, baby/One to twelve/No 
one here should/Be by themselves... 

Judith Myers SCREAMS... 

Young Michael's BLADE rises and falls... 

And still Dana watches all... 

CUT TO: 

EXT. DOYLE HOUSE - BACKYARD 

Michael is in the backyard, staring up at the attic loft... 
His breathing labored... 

A hockey-masked JASON comes onto the deck, with a BEER BONG. 

JAS ON 

Hook me, bro -- 

He sticks the plastic TUBE in the "o" mouth of his goalie 
mask... 

Michael uses the KEG TAP to issue forth the beer... PUMPING 
the keg at an insane pace... 


Jason falls against the back of the house, trying to remove 
the funnel's tube from his mouth... 

But Michael JAMS IT down his throat... 

Jason, on his ass now against the house, begins to spasm and 
bloat from the beer rushing into his System... 

He twitches, convulses... 

Vomit and blood spew forth from his nose and down his chin... 
The kid drowns... 

Michael yanks the tap from the keg and hurls it. Just as -- 

-- the SLIDING GLASS DOOR leading to the deck opens, and 
DRACULA peers out at the tapless KEG... 

DRACULA 

Keg's dead already? Shit. 


INT. DOYLE ATTIC - DANA'S FACE 

slack with horror... So let's return one last time to: 

THE VIRTUAL NETHERWORLD 

Our IMAGES are surreal, twisted, lunatic. Imagine 
Hieronymous Bosch, on two hits of acid, directing an AC/DC 
video... 

As RAPID SHOTS/IMAGES, SWIRL AT US, coming in and out of the 
blackness... 

- A grandfather CLOCK ticks the hours between midnight and 
one.. . 

- JAMIE LLOYD'S SCREAMING FACE... She is imprisoned in a CAGE 
made of human limbs and bones... RATS the size of kittens 
skitter about... 

- Michael's VICTIMS... Many of whom our cherished fandom will 
recognize from the earlier films... 

A compendium of some of Michael Myers' "greatest hits." 

- Robert Clifton screams from the grave, his torso a leaking 
avulsion... 


- Dana's GRAMMA... Sitting in a rocker, watching TV. 

Watching "The Wheel" VANNA WHITE reveals the puzzle's 
letters: 

12 T 0 1 BABY... 

- Close on Gramma's MOLE. Which is pulsing. Thrombosing... 
And, to our horror, it SPAWNS a CREATURE... A wet, bat-like 
thing that flies off and away... Gramma coos... 

- The grandfather clock. 12:00 to 1:00, baby... 

- FATHER CARPENTER laughing... 

- A YOUNG GIRL (JUDITH MYERS) with sunken cheeks, and insects 
capering out of one vacant eye socket: "Michael! MICHAEL!" 

- The HIGH PRIEST in flames... Laughing... 

- The Sacral King... Running through the forest... He's being 
chased by red-eyed WOLVES... They catch up to him... They 
tear him to pieces... 

The MINISTER he killed, watches from the woods... His 
throat a gaping HOLE from which a DOZEN EYES glow... 

DANA WATCHES... 

The Minister points to her... And the wolves, jaws slavered 
with foamy blood, bound her way... 

Dana screams... 

The wolves pounce... 

They are closing in on her... 

But, at once, A BRONZE SOLDIER - a lifelike version of the 
figurine - is there... 

His heavy HAND reaches out to her... 

She takes it... 

AND SUDDENLY, Dana is pulled back from this horror show, 
returning to the real world, careening through the darkness. 

Screams and horrifying laughter accompany her exit... 

ONE VOICE (O.S.) 

You been dreamin'... sweet thing? 


And then BOOM, Dana is back above ground -- 

Above the shattered remains of Judith Myers' headstone... 

The MAW of Judith Myers' gravesite, like some kind of obscene 
Pandora's Box, emits a cool reek... 

... and the WHISPERS of a thousand doomed souls... 

CUT TO: 


INT. DOYLE ATTIC 

Dana is ripping herself out of the VR gear... 

DANA 

The cemetery! We've got to get to 
the cemetery -- ! 

She turns around to Tommy, and comes face to face with 
MICHAEL MYERS instead... advancing towards her... 

Dana freaks... But it is Tommy Doyle, and only her 
imagination... (cheap thrill #234) 

Dana's terrified eyes flash towards the DIGITAL CLOCK resting 
on Tommy's desk - it reads 12:19... And then at 

THE FIGURINE... 


DANA 

We were cursed... Our family was 
cursed... Long ago... There was a 
ceremony... A sacrifice... And one 
of our ancestors defied the Gods... 
And this curse was passed into 
Michael... That night in 1963... 

TOMMY 

A curse -- 


DANA 

"At the hand of one of their own that 
they shall fall... " 

TOMMY 

Why the cemetery? 


DANA 

Judith Myers' grave... It's a 
portal... Into the otherworld... 
We've got to get him back there.. . 
And we have to do it between 12:00 
and 1:00. On Halloween night... 


INT. DOYLE HOUSE - PARTY 

A line of GIRLS wait for the second story BATHROOM... 
Michael walks past them... Kicking open the door... 

He hauls a kissing COUPLE out from the john... 

Slams the door behind him... 

KID 

Fuck YOU, buddy -- ! 

The kid kicks at the door... 


INT. ATTIC 

Tommy and Dana are preparing to leave... 

DANA 

We should take this -- 
She goes to the figurine... 

TOMMY 

Why -- ? 

DANA 

I don't know... I just think we 
should... 

A POUNDING! From beneath them... 


INT. BATHROOM - DOYLE HOUSE 

Michael Myers is in the bathroom standing on top of the 
commode, blasting his way through the FLOORBOARDS with his 
hands... 



INT. ATTIC 


Tommy stares down at where the crunching sound is coming 
from, transfixed... 


No way -- 


TOMMY 


DANA 

Come on, Tommy! Let's go. He'11 
follow us there! We don't have much 
time! 

They go to the attic door... Tommy makes to open it... 

It won't budge... 

NEW ANGLE - the other side of the steel door... Michael's 
KNIFE jammed through the handle, flush against the wall... 

Trapping them... 

INT. ATTIC 

They can hear Michael's assault on the floorboards... He's 
making progress... 

Dana glances at her wristwatch - it's now 12:34... 

DANA (More) 

How are we going to get OUT of here, 

Tommy? You live in a fuckin' ATTIC! 

What were you ever thinking? 

TOMMY 

I - T don't know. I guess I was - 
THINKING that Michael didn't have 
ANOTHER FUCKING SISTER WHO WOULD LEAD 
HIM BACK TO TOWN -- ! 


INT. DOYLE HOUSE - OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM 

The girls still wait... They can hear the pounding... 

GIRL 

Glad we didn't eat wh^tever he did -- 


INT. ATTIC 

Michael's burrowing continues... He is getting there... 




Tommy grabs a wooden chair, and starts to bang away at the 
steel door... 

Dana sees that the clock reads 12:31... 

She rushes to look out the window, out at the Wallace 
house... All is dark, save for candles in the window... The 
Street is silent... 

Dana picks up the phone - the line is dead... 

with a sickening GROAN of wrenched nails and timber, the 
floorboards of the attic "birth" Michael Myers... who rises 
up through the hole... To face Dana and Tommy... 

Tommy picks up his computer PRINTER, raises it above his head 

Michael moves for him... 

Tommy brings the printer crashing down onto Myers' cranium... 
Michael is unfazed. He reaches out for Dana... 

Eluding his grasp, Dana stumbles and 
FALLS THROUGH 

the hole in the floorboards... 

Falling into the bathroom below... 

DANA 

TOMMY -- ! 


TOMMY 

Go, Dana! Just go -- ! 


INT. BATHROOM 

Decision-time. Dana sees her watch, the crystal cracked... 
It is 12:43... 

She rips open the bathroom door... 

The girls are standing there... Waiting... 

Dana runs past them... Runs downstairs. 

And out the door. 

Mickey and Bad News watch her go... 


INT. DOYLE ATTIC 


Tommy and Myers face each other... 

TOMMY 

C'mon, you bastard... Now that I see 
you here - you don't scare me at 
all.. . 

Myers fakes a lunge at Tommy... Tommy leaps in terror... 

TOMMY (CONT.) 

Well, maybe just a little -- 

Michael seems to be amused by this... 

He moves for Tommy... When -- 

O.S. the sounds of a CAR starting up... Rewing high and 
hard. 

Michael glances out the window -- 

It is DANA. And she's in the VW MICROBUS... 

And she's driving off... 

Michael grabs Tommy and HURLS HIM against the wall... 
Tommy crumples like a fast food wrapper... 

Michael drops down through the floorboard hole... 

We can hear the girl on the toilet SCREAM O.S. 

CUT TO: 


INT. MICROBUS - MOVING 
Dana drives... 

"Mr. Sandman" plays softly on the car radio... 
It has started to RAIN... 


A SPECIAL BULLETIN breaks into tihe music... 



RADIO (O.S.) 

... In Haddonfield tonight, three are 
confirmed dead at this time, and 
authorities believe there could be 
mo- - 

A FLASH of LIGHTNING... A wheeze of static... And, over the 
radio comes: 


VOICE (O.S.) 

Big brother is watching, sweet 
thing 

Dana switches it off... 

She drives on... 


EXT. CEMETERY 

Dana pulls up alongside the cemetery... 

It's raining pitchforks now... 

A BANGING on the side window... 

Leering into her is Father Carpenter... 

FATHER CARPENTER 

Welcome to your nightmare, Missy... 

He sniggers. But then he's gone. Never really there at all. 
Dana gets out of the van... 

She looks down at her hand... 

She's still holding the figurine. In fact, she's been 
clutching it so tightly, she drew blood... 

Dana plods through the sheets of wind-swept rain... 

Father Carpenter's VOICE FLOATS across the tombs and 
mausoleums... 


FATHER CARPENTER (O.S.) 
See you in the big, bed basement, 
Missy. Promise me a dance -- ? 


Dana runs through the cemetery. Searching... 



She looks at her watch. Wipes it dry... But it's too dark to 
make out the time... 

And she sees him... 

On the road skirting the cemetery. Out of a streelamp's 
penumbra: 

Michael Myers. 

He's retrieved his knife... He marches toward her... 

Dana is running blind. The rain. The wind. The panic... 

And Michael is behind her... 

A FLASH of lightning. And she can see him gaining ground... 
And Dana FALLS... 

And Michael is upon her... 

She crawls on her belly... Through the mud and sopping sod... 
And then there it is -- 
THE PORTAL 

that is Judith Myers' grave... 

And Dana scrambles for it... 

Michael behind her... 

Dana glances briefly into the mysterious yawn... 

And CLIMBS RIGHT IN -- ! 

Michael, without hesitation, DIVES IN after her -- 
Only then realizing his mistake... 

For this is no shallow grave... 

Michael plummets down, down, down... 

Hollow CRIES rise from the portal... Terrifying YOWLS... 
Lightning flashes... 

Dana, spraddle-legged, CLINGS to one side, right below the 
portal's LIP... 



When she can no longer see Myers, she crawls up and out of 
the hole... 

Resting on the side... Panting, hurting, sobbing... 

It is over. She buries her head in hands... 

Until -- 
MICHAEL'S HAND 

CLAWS FROM THE PORTAL... Grabbing her leg... 

Dana screams... 

Dropping the figurine -- 

Michael is pulling her toward the hole... 

Pulling her down... 

Down to the Netherworld... 

He drags her to the edge of the portal... 

Dana scrabbles for the figurine... 

It's just out of her reach... 

She is close the portal... Michael is too strong... Pulling 
her down... 

His labored BREATHING consumes the TRACK, like an aqualung 
from Heil... 

Pulling her down.... 

Dana's fingers find purchase on the figurine... 

Michael's MASK peers from the rim of the portal... 

DANA 

Go home, Michael... GO THE FUCK 
HOME -- ! 

And SHE PLUNGES THE FIGURINE INTO HIS MASK... INTO HIS EYE.. 

v 

And, for the first time in our series' storied history, we 
HEAR Michael EMIT a deafening, agonized HOWL... 


As he FALLS INTO OBLIVION... 


The portal gobbling him up like a tasty morsel... 

A flash of LIGHT from its bowels... A HOWL... 

Then silence... 

Dana crabs away from the hole... A mess... 

HEADLIGHTS come up the cemetery drive... 

A red pick-up. Mickey drives. Bad News and Tommy beside 
him... 

Tommy leaps from the truck. Goes to Dana... 

TOMMY 

Are you okay -- ? 

Dana nods... Staring at the portal... 

Tommy glances into it... Diffident... 

He motions to the kids in the truck... 

They back the truck up to the portal... 

A MOTOR HUMS... 

It is the winch... They are lowering Judith Myers' headstone 
back onto its rightful place... 

Mickey and Bad News, rain-soaked, look terrified... 

Lower. Lower. Then, with a deep, resounding SUCKING NOISE, 
the portal is SEALED... 

Dana gets to her feet... She begins to walk away... 

TOMMY 

Dana -- ? 


DANA 

Goodbye, Tommy... 

TOMMY 

Where you going -- ? 

v 

She turns to look back at him... Her eyes resolute... 

DANA 

I've got a story to file -- 


And with that, she walks through the graveyard... 

The rain has stopped... 

Tommy looks after her, confused... And then he sees SOMETHING 
on the ground... 

He picks it up. 

It is the FIGURINE... 

He calls after her, raising the figurine -- 

TOMMY 

Dana -- ? 

But she is gone, lost to us amidst the silent tombs and 
markers... 

Tommy shrugs. Perhaps he'11 need it again himself... 

And Tommy and the two kids climb back into the truck... 

And Tommy's face goes slack... 

For he sees, on the truck's DASHBOARD... 

The CLOCK. 

It is 1:14. 

And Father Carpenter, sitting on a tombstone nearby, breaks 
out in a gale of giggles... 

His sinister LAUGH FADING OFF... 

To be replaced by... 

The HALLOWEEN THEME MUSIC... 


THE END